Story Time 2k25 - Season 7 Ep 43

This week on The FratChat Podcast, the boys crack open the most unhinged holiday stories ever written — by us to roast us. That’s right, we’re diving into “Story Time 2K25,” featuring the legendary Carlitos, the Sweaty Snack-Hoarding Menace of Christmas, and Old School Chris surviving the world’s angriest grandma and the world’s most volatile lactose incident. From reindeer homicide to bathroom war crimes, this episode is a festive fever dream of chaos, trauma, and poor adult supervision. And as always, your two favorite bros bring it to life with dramatic readings and enough questionable morals to qualify as a holiday special on FX. In our other segments, we jump into Emails From the Listeners, including a listener's absolute CODE RED situation — a Hallmark holiday gone full Skinemax when his mom walked in mid–North Pole polishing. We break down how a grown man recovers from psychological Chernobyl. Then a listener asks CMo the big question: “What conspiracy theory do you believe… but only after two beers?” And in the news, the guys talk about the clown circus that is FIFA inventing a “Peace Prize” just to hand it to Donald Trump after the Nobel said “nah.” Finally, in this week’s Not the Drag Queens, we expose yet another “child protector” who turned out to be the actual threat — former Georgia GOP assistant secretary Ja’Quon Stembridge, caught in an alleged sting that proves, once again, drag queens are just trying to contour while everyone else is out here committing felonies. Strap in, folks — it’s a wild one! Got a question, comment or topic for us to cover? Let us know! Send us an email at [email protected] or follow us on all social media: Instagram: http://Instagram.com/FratChatPodcast Facebook: http://Facebook.com/FratChatPodcast Twitter: http://Twitter.com/FratChatPodcast YouTube: http://YouTube.com/@fratchatpodcast Follow Carlos and CMO on social media! Carlos:  IG: http://Instagram.com/CarlosDoesTheWorld YouTube: http://YouTube.com/@carlosdoestheworld TikTok: http://TikTok.com/@carlosdoestheworld Twitter: http://Twitter.com/CarlosDoesWorld Threads: http://threads.net/carlosdoestheworld Website: http://carlosgarciacomedy.com Chris ‘CMO’ Moore:  IG: http://Instagram.com/Chris.Moore.Comedy TikTok: http://TikTok.com/@chris.moore.comedy Twitter: http://Twitter.com/cmoorecomedy Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.