Strait of Hor-Moose — 407

It's 4/20, Twitch blocked the original episode title "White Trash Night," Iran is on the ropes, and somewhere in the Discord, a six-limbed drag moose in high heels exists because of a CNN clip. That's basically the episode. John and the Duchess cover the Iran war, Cory Booker's unhinged pep rally, a surgeon who genuinely cannot tell a liver from a spleen, a 14-year-old DUI mom, and a principal from Oklahoma who deserves every award this country has. Producer Mike is troubleshooting an Ethernet cable. God bless him.Twitch vs. White Trash Night — The original title gets killed by the content police before the intro even finishes, and John has thoughts about that.Cory Booker: The Screaming Senator — Jersey's own Spartacus takes the stage at a rally, waves his arms, rhymes a little, and screams about standing up for the children — the ones we let live, apparently.Trump Tweet Read by Kate — Kate tackles two Truth Social walls of text about the Iran war, the fake news media rooting for the enemy, and why Trump will not be rushed. The chat decides her fate.Strait of Hor-Moose — Elise Stefanik goes scorched earth on Jake Tapper live on CNN, mispronounces "Strait of Hormuz," and the Discord immediately delivers AI art of a six-limbed drag moose in mismatched heels. This is where the episode title was born.14-Year-Old Mom, DUI, Dead Baby — A story with so many layers of wrong it's hard to know where to start. John and the Duchess do the math out loud. The math is worse than you think.Surgeon Removes the Wrong Organ. Again. — A Florida doctor was indicted for ripping out a Navy vet's liver instead of his spleen. This is not his first rodeo. The spleen was sitting right there, untouched.Oklahoma Principal Tackles a Gunman — Principal Kirk Moore charged out of a door and body-slammed a guy with two semi-auto handguns. Got shot in the leg. Students made him prom king. The media ignored it because nobody died.Notable Quote: "Only Donald Trump could get liberals to root for Iran and the Pope at the same time." — DuchessIf you think your Monday is rough, wait till you hear what the surgeon did. New episodes every Monday and Thursday at 6:30 PM Eastern — come hang with us live or catch it wherever you listen.Find us everywhere: 🌐 boomerbunker.com 📞 856-477-1935 💬 Discord: boomerbunker.com/discord ❤️ Support the show: boomerbunker.com/support 📧 [email protected] 🎙️ Live every Monday & Thursday at 6:30 PM Eastern on YouTube, Rumble & Twitch