Strait Of Hormuz Slammed In Trump’s Face; Begs For Help As World Laughs episode artwork

EPISODE · Mar 15, 2026 · 16 MIN

Strait Of Hormuz Slammed In Trump’s Face; Begs For Help As World Laughs

from Kernow Damo

As Trump begs for help to bring down the Strait of Hormuz blockade, Iran calmly tells the world its open for business - except to him! Right, so Donald Trump has gone onto Truth Social and asked other countries to send warships into the Strait of Hormuz because Iran has turned that waterway into a live test of whether the United States can still command the region it keeps setting on fire. Beg hard little man because you have royally screwed up. He’s said: ‘The United States of America has beaten and completely decimated Iran, both Militarily, Economically, and in every other way, but the Countries of the World that receive Oil through the Hormuz Strait must take care of that passage, and we will help — A LOT! The U.S. will also coordinate with those Countries so that everything goes quickly, smoothly, and well. This should have always been a team effort, and now it will be — It will bring the World together toward Harmony, Security, and Everlasting Peace! President DONALD J. TRUMP’ Have you though? You said the war was won on day one when you took out the 86 year old Ayatollah Khamenei, but you’ve simply replaced him with a 56 year old Ayatollah Khamenei, the son of the former Ayatollah, so younger and with an understandable chip on his shoulder for you particularly Isn’t it? If he had won on day one, why are we now more than 2 weeks into this war still with you asking for more nations to join your stupidity? Trump has named China, France, Japan, South Korea and Britain and said they should help keep the Strait open and safe, while also boasting that the United States will keep bombing the shoreline and shooting Iranian boats out of the water. It was only a week ago Trump was bashing Keir Starmer for joining a war he had already won and the warship that the UK was sending wasn’t needed! So the man fronting the most overfunded navy on Earth is now asking round for backup in a chokepoint he was supposed to dominate. As you can imagine, this has triggered a lot of hilarity. Journalist Craig Murray observed Trump’s mad posting and mused ‘That's a lot of words for "Help I screwed up!"’ I spotted this delightful meme which has pretty much summed up Trump’s commentary and what is actually being observed in the Middle East as opposed to being printed in the mainstream media to a tee as well.

Episode metadata supplied by the publisher feed · Published Mar 15, 2026

Embed this episode

NOW PLAYING

Strait Of Hormuz Slammed In Trump’s Face; Begs For Help As World Laughs

0:00 16:43

No transcript for this episode yet

We transcribe on demand. Request one and we'll notify you when it's ready — usually under 10 minutes.

No similar episodes found.

No similar podcasts found.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is this episode of Kernow Damo?

This episode is 16 minutes long.

When was this Kernow Damo episode published?

This episode was published on March 15, 2026.

Can I download this Kernow Damo episode?

Yes. Use the download control on the episode player to save the publisher-provided media file.
URL copied to clipboard!