Strangers with Candy

This week, Vanity Project is asking what’s in a name? We have a sweet tooth, and we’re double dipping in Hard Candy (2005, 2008). In the countdown to their adventure to Tinseltown for the Madonna Celebration tour we remember the album Madonna has chosen to forget, and the infamous pedo revenge thriller of the same name. We ask, are all gyms gay? What is to be made of the now-gone but not-forgotten global Hard Candy Fitness agenda? Can I have another screwdriver? A tight screw? Would “thonggirl14” by any other name be so obviously an underage Elliot Page? MILF Madonna is luring us into her store with candy galore! and to that, we say, Give It 2 Me! Pledge allegiance to the struggle: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/vanity_project