Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon Twist

On Today's Show:Presented by OldGlory.com — Over 300,000 items for music, sports, entertainment, and pop-culture fans. Use promo code FREAK for 15% off (exclusive to DV listeners).Tim kicks off the week with a fresh Mead Skelton meltdown (now blaming “lemon water” and demons for his colitis and rapid weight loss), a substitute teacher who vlogged her first—and last—day on the job, a doorman vs. tenant blow-up caught on camera, a MAGA streamer screaming into a megaphone no one can understand, and Florida’s latest neighborhood crisis: pole-dancing skeletons. Plus: a DV listener sponsor whose new book asks you to root for a serial killer who targets porch pirates.Isaac — The Porch Pirate Killer (novel)A darkly comic thriller about a serial killer setting bait packages for thieves. Isaac hid a DV Easter egg inside—find it and report back! Available on Amazon. (Link in “Stuff Mentioned.”)Cold Open: “The Struggles of a Tranny” (archival Yeast Radio guest clip sent by Madge Weinstein)Mead Skelton Health & Diet Update:Claims lemon water (left out for days) + demons caused an ER trip and “colitis.”Talks GERD/vagus nerve; Tim counters the medical nonsense and notes the obvious: when the sickness fades, the donuts return.Repents for gluttony (again), credits prayer (again), and rewrites COVID history (again).Education Is in Trouble (Exhibit A):Lesbian sub films students and herself all day for TikTok (Skittles & Gatorade “teacher breakfast,” band parade, thirsting over a student on camera), says she “lets them do whatever they want.” Fired the same day.Reddit teacher chimes in: districts are desperate for subs; “pulse + clean record = hired.”Lobby Meltdown:Tenant storms a building, calls the doorman “retard,” threatens to kill him, smashes his phone—yet cops also charge the doorman. Tim sides with Team Doorman and wants case updates.MAGA Streamer vs. Volume Knob:Pro-ICE rally guy beefs with police over noise; delivers word-salad through a megaphone (decodes to: “MAGA,” “libtard,” and “butthole”).Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee:Lil Bougie and his Publix-parking-lot anthems (“ran through, pussy bald, yes I call her Caillou”). Disgusting, profane—and undeniably catchy.“North” Mexico: A syringe-in-toilet Walmart scare in northern New Mexico (pink liquid, inconclusive tests). Tim’s skeptical this was anything more than urban-legend cosplay.Florida, You Beautiful Mess:Pole-Dancing Skeletons Halloween display sparks HOA pearl-clutching. No nudity, no rule violations; neighbors divided between “harmless fun” and “think of the children.”00:00:00 Cool Band / Pop Culture Wear - OldGlory.Com00:19:09 Introduction02:30:01 Go Buy DV Listener Isaac's Book: The Porch Pirate Killer04:23:01 Lemon Water Nearly Killed Meade Skelton11:45:00 Teacher Gets Fired On First Day Of School For Filming17:28:19 Tenant Vs. Doorman22:25:15 If You're Going To Protest, Don't Be A Mush-Mouth25:04:16 "Pussy Bald, I Keep My Bitch On Chemo" And Other Rap Brilliance27:22:21Get 15% Off At OldGlory.Com - Promo Code: FREAK28:44:01 Support Distorted View30:32:15 Public Toilet Needle Warning35:02:19 The Skeleton's Are At The Spooky Strip Club Again40:42:16 A Daylight Savings Rant42:18:17Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / EndingLinks:Go Get DV Listener Isaac's Book!