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We'll go to the show. That's Lady. It's by the king. I'm a legend.
Welcome to another episode. We're on, we're here, we're live, we haven't died yet. But you never know. By the time you see this, this might be in the boil episode.
Some people drive badly, some people drive badly and use drugs and alcohol. Some people drive badly, use drugs and alcohol and Instagram at the same time. And then some of you cross the street on Instagram. Do the math.
You're gonna die. One of you is gonna die, maybe both of you are gonna die. Maybe hopefully you don't die and you shatter every bone in your body and then they give you a liquid metal skeleton and then you can fight crime. Maybe you can get in Jackass 5 because I don't think it's gonna end ever until everybody dies, which could be the last episode.
But we have a guest and that's why I brought up Jackass. What's up? It's weird that you were named Zackass before Jackass and you were just minding your own business doing stuff. Don't cuss for like five minutes.
I don't know why I said that. It's okay. I have a gun. That's awesome.
That's pretty sick. I did my hand. Guns make everything sicker. I just wanted to throw that out.
You came on my really janky podcast when I had a radio show. I think it was Ellis Tronix, one of the greatest podcasts of our time. I don't know why they didn't pick up. It was sort of like dancing.
It was ahead of its time. What else had it worked? He was ahead of his time? Like a misfits.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We gotta get him on here.
Oh yeah. He would love to see us again. Right? He loves us.
He's a friendly guy. He's a safe word. Yes, I do. We talked to him in the green room after the show about BDSM stuff because we heard that he was into it and Katie and I were just starting and I had a mistress.
I didn't really go any further than having a mistress a few times, but I thought that maybe this was going to be a new thing for me. So I asked him about it. He's like, you guys can come over and say, oh, that's like, whoa. I mean, you're going to like try to scare my wife into thinking she's going to die and then she doesn't just get pounded by granddancing.
I didn't mean to be happy about that. I don't think you could murder her. You know, like you wouldn't get away with that. I don't think he could.
Katie. I think you're on top escaping Glendan. Oh, you're saying just hand to hand. He's saying, I'm just saying throw a handful of kitty litter in his face and make a break for it.
So, Zach, we were saying before the show started that you have been to rehab. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I have a couple of times for what I like painkillers and like benzos and stuff like Xanax and like a Percocet pretty much. Is that a scene that you were in a crowd that were like, we're all doing that.
We're getting our mom's pills. How does that start? I'm old school. Yeah.
We did coke and heroin and stuff. Yeah, I mean, I've done that stuff too. But I guess that would make sense. Yeah.
Yeah. Why not do whatever you can get? Yeah. I was for Scribe Xanax at like 10 years old.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, um, for like anxiety and stuff. Oh, and then, uh, but then I was like later on, I was, when I was older, like in high school, I was like, oh, if you take more of these, it feels doper.
It feels awesome. Somebody in school showed you that. Yeah. Yeah.
And then, you know, just got, it just, you know, accelerated from there. How did you stay in, like, did you graduate from the rehab from school? Oh, dude. No, I throw the cap.
Oh, yeah, through the cap. No. I ended up, uh, I dropped out of high school and then I got my GD like a couple weeks after. Okay.
Yeah. So have you always, I mean, you're a Zacass. As I was saying, you're on the works, crap, your spark ass with me head button, tax. Yeah.
And then you're in, in Jackass. Yeah. They call you. It must have been like the greatest day of your life.
Yeah, it was. It just like, I had a feeling they're going to be making another one and then I wasn't really doing anything and I was like, did you know any of them? Um, I knew Steve, oh, I just knew Steve, I'm from. I've seen your work maybe.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, wow, this guy really likes me and we're hanging out doing stuff.
Was that the skateboard down the hill thing? Yeah. In the cactus. Yeah, yeah.
That was great stuff. Yeah, cause he saw a bunch of my viral videos and then like, usually doesn't like have other like, Jackass, like copycat people like, you know, film with him usually, and he ended up bringing me out cause I was just doing a bunch of crazy stuff that like other people weren't doing at the time. Yeah. And then we did the cactus thing and then we were pretty much friends from there.
The skateboard, uh, spine both side was good too. Yeah, that was, that was definitely one of the worst nuts shots of. Did you think when you were approaching that, uh, that spine that, was the board prepared to I knew it was going to snap because of my weight. Like that was like the me.
Like I 100% was anticipating that, but. But not getting your balls. Well, I was anticipating that too. I was I wasn't sure like how bad I was going to get hurt other than just getting hit in the nuts though.
But so I came out of it. Okay. Other than that. What did you hurt when you hit?
Just my nuts. Yes. Everything else. Yeah, pretty much.
It did look like that. Yeah. So your ability to absorb, grow to pain is pretty legendary to what do you attribute that there is a conspiracy theory out there. I know you're not the first time you're hearing this that you either don't have or at some point lost.
Your nuts. No, I definitely have them. I got like the other day I got kicked in the nuts by I was on tour with Steve. Oh, and this person with a prosthetic leg wanted to kick me in the nuts.
You can frame it. It was. Yeah. Was he an army bet?
No, no. It was a lady. She kicked me in. She was like this will make my night and I was like, okay.
And then it was horrible. It was like it was really it was really it was way worse than I thought it was going to be right because she doesn't have an ankle, right? No. So the toe just goes straight in.
Yeah. Yeah. It was bad. Like at first she did it and then she was like, oh, it wasn't good enough.
Oh again. And you said, okay. Yeah, I was just like, okay, you know, then she did the second time. Yeah.
I feel like we know her one-legged woman. She danced for you on your birthday. Oh, was she hot? No, no, no, no, no, it was not her.
Yeah, she was hot one time for my birthday. Katie Hyde now were friends with her, but one like a girl and her friend who's a little person and a little person was dressed as Britney Spears doing every song. Well, the one lady danced around her. That's pretty good.
That's pretty sick. Didn't suck. That's a great team. Yeah.
That is not another them kick you in the nuts. No, no one asked to do it either, which is it happens to you a lot, huh? Yeah, yeah, that happens a lot. Yeah, people, I mean, it's been, it's not a slow down.
Like people used to do that to me all the time, but or people ask me to kick them and not to do a lot. That's cool. But I usually don't do that because I just don't want to get like sued at some point or something. It's not.
So I'm like, you can kick me in the nuts. Like if it's like really what they, if that's what they really want out of, you know, meeting me. Yeah. Because you like to give the fans what they want.
Yeah, yes. Like, you know, like some people want to take pictures. Some people want me to sign something. Some people just want to say hi.
Some people want to get kicked in the nuts or kick me in the nuts or just like whatever. It's whatever to you. Yeah. How do you think you've shaped yourself into this person that can deal with potentially getting kicked in the nuts every day?
Um, I don't know. It's just pretty normal to me. How I just want to do it. Yeah.
We're doing that kind of stuff just for so long. Do you get nervous about getting kicked in the nuts? Oh, no, not really. Yeah, it's like, you know, what's the worst that can happen?
What do you make of that? Cause like when you were at the highest level of skating, you could get hurt every day. And some people might think, well, if you fall off a skateboard from 15, 20 feet, it happens every day. It must not hurt as much as it used to.
Oh, is that true? I'm not really like, definitely still like no matter what it would be. Even if you're a user, it's still hurt. Yeah.
You know, I guess it's not as traumatic. Yeah. At the time, yeah, waking up injured is just like, well, yeah, yeah. This is I remember waking up not injured being tripped out on it.
Yeah. I was like, I don't feel any pain right now. That's crazy. It's usually I just did.
So who asked you, is it Steve, though that asked you to be in the movie? No. Um, I got like a random DM on Instagram from some like producer person from the show. Yeah.
And I never heard of them. And so I thought it was fake and I responded to it anyways, just in case. Yeah. And then the next thing I know I'm like in an office with Knoxville and Jermaine.
Yeah. And they didn't even tell me it was a movie at first. They told me that it was for like a 20th anniversary, like a fucking like documentary special thing. They weren't like trying to let everyone know that it was the movie.
Like the first. So I did like two meetings where they're saying it's for this like documentary thing where we might do like some stunt stuff. Then the third time they were like, yeah, it's for the movie. Yeah.
And you were just like, and I mean it. Yeah. Could I go look and Dagger, do you think a part of that might have been that they wanted to feel you out and sort of like audition you personally before they, you know, yeah, I think that was definitely part. I mean, a little bit, because I feel like there were people that were talk to you that weren't ended up not being in it.
You know, you know, yeah, probably, I mean because I feel like they reached out to a bunch of people and you saw them at one point. Yeah, no. No. And then like they wouldn't tell me who else was in the movie, though.
And so like we had like David's pre-shoot before. It was like, because they wanted to test out. Like, how does it really work with the new guys and in the OG cast? Yeah.
And we had like this dinner thing. And then I finally got to meet everyone else. It was like the other new people. And then the next day we filmed.
And then we filmed for like two days. And then they sent it to Paramount. And then it got green lit. And did they use the bit that you filmed in the movie?
Yeah, they used a lot of that stuff from the pre-shoot, it's like in the movie. What was that? The first thing I did was the Cuban ramp, like where I jumped with a little mini bike. We did that.
And then we did like the long jump thing, which that was in 4.5 with me impressed in, where we're just running and trying to do, just trying to jump over everybody and shit like that. And then they did a bunch of other stuff too. I only filmed a couple of things those days. And yeah, then eventually, like a few months later we started filming the movie.
What is the most nerve-wracking part of the movie and what was the most painful part? The most nerve-wracking was definitely when we did the Silence of the Lambs bit, the part where we're in the room with the rattlesnake thing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And they didn't tell you.
Yeah, they didn't tell us at all. And I should have known that it was weird that we're filming in this abandoned, like insane asylum, you know? And like we're just like walking down and saying. Wait, it was an abandoned, insane asylum.
Yeah, it was some sort of an asylum. We were feeling that they were going to go potentially with all those cameras. Yeah, I mean, it was fucking scary. So you weren't just scared of the snake?
You was scared of the crack. I was scared of like just being, it was definitely like, I was pretty scared of just being there in general. But the main of the snake though was the huge weird for me because they told us it was a snake. We're gonna do a snake called like Rattlesnake Cookie where this is like an insane thing to even think that they would film this.
We're gonna put a cookie on the Swaradosnake set and Johnny Knox was gonna try to take it off. And I go in there like Jeff's being really nice to me. And then he's weird. Which is really weird.
And then I'm like, I didn't even think about that at all. And then he goes, yeah, you need to change your shirt. You and Poopies are both wearing black and we want you to both wear some different colors. And so I go change my shirt, come back in.
And then like less people are in the room. And then the guy actually dumps a snake over because they showed us a snake before that. And it was a real rattlesnake at first. And then they dump it over and fucking, I thought the snake was out.
The fucking slam the door shut. And then they start fucking with us like tasing us, doing different shit. They have like Maracas and they make it sound like the snakes still in there. And did that work?
Yeah, that worked for me. Do you think in the dark that Jeff Tremaine would let you be bitten by a rattlesnake? Potentially, yes. Yeah, I was pretty sure that I was possible.
And do you know what the outcome is when you get bitten by a rattlesnake? They were sort of telling us like a little bit about like heart rate and different stuff going on. And I was like, I'm not healthy. You know, I'm going to die.
I get bitten by rattlesnake. It's fair. Yeah, I don't think that I will survive. You know, from that.
And when you got fake bit, did you think you got bit? Yeah, I did. I was freaking the fuck out. Like I was freaking the fuck out.
And at first I was like, there's no way that I actually got bit. And then like Knoxville like broke character, but it was still in character and was acting like I actually got bit. And that's what like threw me over like the edge. I was like, oh my fucking God, dude, I'm going to freak the fuck out.
And then I. So he was like to you when you got fake bit. He was like, oh, everybody stop. Yeah, he was actually got bit.
You're like, oh my God, he's a asshole and a genius. He really is. And yes, I was freaking the fuck out. And he's like banging on the door telling him to open it and shit.
And like I was like freaking out. And then he goes, this is the only way out. He opens this other door and pushes me through. Because I was like just freaking the fuck out.
And there's just marbles and the floors greased up. There's pots of pans hanging everywhere. And I'm just like hitting everything my shoes fly off. And I try to like, my glasses flew off too.
Nothing really mattered. Nothing mattered. But yeah, then there was like this little area that had like thumbtacks and like mouse traps on it. I thought because it would hurt that it was the way out.
OK. But it was actually just guarding the camera guys. And I tried to climb over it and it broke. Yeah.
It's got like thumbtacks and shit on me for no reason. How long are you thinking you might die and you got bit by snake? How long did they continue to do? It was like that whole thing.
That whole ordeal was probably like 15 minutes. That's a long time. Yeah. And like my heart rate was hard.
You're just racing. Yeah. And I'm all fronting is I. Which made it would have made you think that it's a mistake.
Yeah. Yeah. And that's it just made it worse. Could you have some of those annexes then?
Yeah. Yeah, definitely. But yeah. So then lights on and then after I break through that barrier thing, they turn the lights on.
Everyone's came in and started laughing. But there was another part where you're supposed to walk out the other door. And then you're going to get hit by this volleyball machine. The shoots volleyball.
Yeah. Yeah. But you got you got to get confirmation from the. Yeah.
I was like, yeah, yeah, I said that. And they're like, no, you didn't commit. Man. Yeah, that's fucking scary.
And then ha ha. That's very funny. Yeah. Pretty much.
Are you worried the next day you shoot? You're worried every day here on set that something's going to happen. Really? Yeah.
Yeah. Because you don't know what's a prank and what's not. Like one day we were just like doing a photo shoot. And they're like, this isn't a prank at all.
This is literally just a photo shoot for promotional stuff. And it really was. But none of us believed it at all. Like everyone that went in was like on edge.
Like we're getting horrible pictures because we were all freaking out. And they're like the camera people are like, this is not a prank. And like we're like, they're telling you to say that. Like this is a fucking prank.
Something's going to happen. Like Knoxville was like texting me before. He was like, yeah, he's like, you might want to take your glasses off when you walk in there and all these like telling me to. And I'm like, what the fuck dude?
He wasn't even there. He's fucking like that. Oh, man. He's a fun guy.
Yeah. That sounds nerve wracking to be involved in that though. Like you try to live up to their standards too. Right?
Yeah. You don't want to be a pussy. You want to go for everything. And they're making your life so hectic.
Yeah. And you suffer from anxiety. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, like I went into it saying that anything that they asked me to do, I was going to do just because I feel like I would regret not doing it. Yeah. And like, you know, what's the worst thing about? Is there anything you thought you didn't want to do?
Well, there was one thing definitely. The day with the Bulls, we were like Knoxville did his bit first. And we ended up not doing the rest of the bull stuff. Because they were like, we got it.
Like we don't have to do anything else. But like there was another thing that involved me like with bulls and stuff. And I was like, that sounds fucking horrible. I'm never fine.
Like I feel like, I mean, I just feel like if I got ran into by a bull, it would just be bad. I don't think it's going to like I would maybe it would flipp me. I don't fucking know. But at the same time, like I feel like I'm just going to breaking something because I'm not going to lie.
Because if he does flip you and you get like six feet in the air and you land, you are going to break something. Yeah. Or just end up trampling. Yeah.
They were like, you're going to do it. Yeah. It was like this other thing. But yeah.
I did a TV show where they had baby bulls chases around like 600 pounds. So they were like adult ones. But when they first ran past us and I ran behind the wall and it ran past me, I remember thinking this is not cool. Like you guys don't think you guys realize or care about our safety.
Because I was absolutely positive that they slow down quick. You probably know that. Yeah. But before they slow down those first couple of charges, I was like, what kind of a leather thing over at all?
And I'm like, so what? It's doing like 50 mile an hour and it's 600 pounds. Like, yeah, I'm going to get broke off. Like it's going to crush my ribs.
Now, like you'll be all right. I don't have any like pro season guys. It was just TV people saying, you're like, this guy. Like you go in there.
Nobody else went in there. That's always a fun scenario. Like you'll be fine. It was a lot scared.
It's kind of like anything. Like you see people surf big waves and go, wow, that's impressive. But if you're like in a boat next to that wave, you go, wow, I had no idea. Yeah.
I feel like with bulls, you watch Johnny and you're like, wow, that's amazing. Go near a real live bull. And then you'll realize that Johnny Knoxville is out of his body. Mine out of it.
Because it doesn't, it's working out great for him. And he's getting flipped upside down and then he's walking off. But you could if he just did that once a week, that's not how it's going to go. One of those times he's going to die because they are so strong.
Let me ask you something, Zach, you obviously like distinguished yourself amongst a lot of other people who are doing jackass style stuff in the way. And you were a cut above those people. That's why you are where you are. Once you're there with the actual jackass people, did you have a feeling that, Oh yeah, these are the people who are at my level of bravery and sanity, pain threshold, or did you feel like a Knoxville was like, Oh shit, I'm crazy.
Compared to everyone I've ever met, this guy's crazy. I definitely feel like they're like the best at what they do. You know, I still felt like I like had to like, I mean, I didn't really feel like, I still feel like I had to like continue like proving myself that I belong. You know what I mean?
Sure. Like it's like, like if you like people you look up to, you know, like doing the thing that you want to do and then you're doing it with them. It's like you still have to keep like showing that you're like good enough to do that. You know, yeah, I completely understand that.
Yeah, because they could just drop you. Yeah, literally. If you don't do impressive stuff. Yeah.
And do you think they'll do another one? I mean, I think they're not going to tell you. Are they? They're not going to tell me.
I mean, I think it's possible. Photo shoot and all of a sudden you're in jackass. But yeah, I mean, it's definitely possible. We'll see what happens, you know, and obviously you'd be into that.
Oh, yeah, 100%. I really don't want to do like sunset for like anyone else. Yeah. Are you being asked?
I have been asked to do a few things, but it's just like, it's not really, I really don't want to do unless it's really like some jackass stuff or something. Or if it's something that I really want to do, like that I'm doing, but like. Are you doing stuff like that? Not really.
No, I mean, I'm not really doing much stuff at all really anymore. So what does that do now? Mainly, I've been, I've been doing a lot of stand up now. Yeah.
Yeah, I've been doing that. That's been really fun. I just want to, I was on tour with Siva for a little bit. That was cool.
Yeah. I'm just doing stand up as much as I can. I'm getting into acting. I just did like a movie, like an Oakland that was cool.
Yeah. And I'm doing more acting stuff and just like sketch comedy stuff and writing and things like that. Is that always been your idea? I mean, that's always what I wanted to do and the stunt stuff happens and which is really, it was really fun doing all that stuff.
But because that's how I got into everything. But I've ultimately always wanted to do other stuff too. So the plan was do dangerous stuff, get hurt, get a name, be an actor. Kind of, yeah.
Really? From the stuff. I mean, like, well, I was part at one time it was like, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do some stuff for like ever.
But like, ultimately that doesn't seem, I don't know. It's after a while, I was like, I don't really want to just do this. I want to like pivot and like do more comedy stuff. Are you basing this on seeing your, your heroes that are older and been around doing it longer, what they've, what they've done?
Like do you think they've influenced you to change just being a stunt guy? Because some of them have changed. Um, yeah, I mean, that definitely too. I just want like, it's just like, I don't know how long I can really like do all that stuff for.
You know, you can do this all the time. Um, when you get old, yeah. And you can. Oh, you can definitely.
You know, they're still doing it. But like, I don't know, there's more like, there's just tons of other opportunities and stuff that I can do. Like, there's so much more I can do with acting too. And that kind of stuff, you know, and comedy.
And I really love that stuff like a lot, like just as much as I love giving sounds. Yeah. Yeah. I totally get it.
Yeah. I'm doing comedy too. Yeah. My main thing is it's very nerve-wracking.
It's difficult stuff to learn, but you don't got a hospital ever. Yeah. Yeah. It's cool.
Yeah. People don't realize what it's like to get a hospital. Yeah. It's tedious.
Yeah. I fucking hate that. Like I mean, I've had to do that so much. My life.
I'm just like, so over it, you know, over hospitals. Yeah, over hospitals. How many times do you think you've gone to hospital? Um, I don't even know, dude.
Like probably like, probably like 30 or 40 times at least, like maybe more. It just really depends. And these are all stunts. Oh, yeah.
For different stunts. Especially when I was like, when I started making like viral video, like, so I stopped, I was making viral videos in high school and I had, I had some success with that and I was like making money, like licensing, like clips, like TV shows and stuff, sort of like ridiculousness, but there was like other shows back then on like different, there's a bunch of shows that would like acquire clips. Yeah. Like crazy clips from people like top 20 dumbest fucking rednecks or whatever the fuck it was called.
Yeah. Oh, they make all these fucking shows all the time. So I would take those clips. I was filming in high school and like licensed them to those people.
And then I was, it was decent. Yeah, it was pretty decent. I was, you know, it was better than working a regular job. But that means you have to keep up the stunts.
Yeah. If you're doing like crazy or stuff too. And then then I sort of stopped doing that and I started, I worked at Walmart for like three years and then then I went to jail for weed in Indiana. Selling it.
No, I wasn't. Um, but I just had a week, like pretty much I got like a DUI for weed. And I ended up going to jail for a month. Why?
Um, well, it was. I sort of fucked myself because they were like, yeah, I did. They were gone for a DUI. So pretty hefty.
Yeah, they haven't even heard of a weed DUI. I know it's technically possible. Yeah. Well, what happened?
Do you have a joint in your hand? No, no, no, I didn't. Um, they were like, I, so I picked up my friend from the gas station that he worked at and he set off the alarm as he was going out because he was high and fucking the cops show up and they fall and like they showed up really fucking fast and they followed us leaving the gas station and they pull us over and they're like, they're searching my van and all this stuff because they're, they had like nothing to do. It's a very small town in Indiana.
And they're like, okay, well, we found this little bit of like shake on the floor, just like a little bit of weed barely any of their, they were just like blew into their hand. It would have been gone forever. And then they're like, okay, we're also going to mouth swap you right now. And I was like, no, you're not.
And then because I said, I, I declined that, they got a warrant for my blood. And if I was in the mouth, so I wouldn't find because I hadn't even smoked or anything. Oh, dude. But then they did the blood test and it was in my blood.
And they were like, okay, you can eventually, like so pretty much they arrested me, then let me go. My own reconnaissance, like a few hours later. And then I, I ended up getting like this letter in the mail, like months later saying that I had court date and I was like, what the fuck is going on? Cause I thought it was, I thought I was good.
I thought I wasn't here about it like immediately. And it was like almost nine months. And they were like, okay, yeah, you have a court date and I go and they're like, yeah, you're going to be on probation and all this stuff. And you have to do this community service shit.
And I was like, everyone that I know that's done probation ends up going to jail at some point. If they don't want, because like I wasn't going to stop smoking weed or whatever at the time, or like doing that kind of stuff. They just didn't seem realistic. And I was like, can I just go to jail or like, and then like have this be done with?
And they were like, that was your fucking plan. Yeah. Well, that's the thing though, if I wouldn't have done that, I wouldn't have started making videos again because when I was in there, I was, I hated working a normal job and doing all that stuff. When I was in there, I was like, I need to start like making videos again or doing things that I like to do.
And like, I just don't want to work a normal job again. And then I sort of had that like epiphany or whatever while I was in jail. And then I started filming like the craziest shit that I could think of when I got out. And then a few months later, I met Steve Oh, and then I got like a TV show deal.
I did that. And then everything was just off from there. So jail. You came out.
Yeah. Ready to go. Yeah, it helped me. Yeah.
I feel like a lot of people say, you know, like in tough times, they've, you know, like, uh, if you stay in it, yeah, there's a good chance it's a positive outcome. You know, if you learn from it and make a change, things can pick up. Like it's almost like a bit of a rock bottom kind of a story. Yeah, definitely.
Like you're in there for a month. Yeah, it's an effort month. And you know, you try to fight. No, no, no, I'm trying to fight me.
Want this, uh, this one dude, though, I saw a bunch of fights happen and I saw like one of the funniest things I saw happen though, this dude was these guys came up to him like, yeah, we're going to take like your lunch, like every day. It's like a school bully. So like we're going to take your food every day unless you shove this, like this hot fireball candy up your ass right now. And if that, if someone was to say that to you were supposed to fight them, you know, you would need to fight them to show that they can't fuck with you.
And he just shoves up his ass immediately. Like instantly. It was hilarious. Oh, then they called him fireball for the rest of time and they still took his food.
Did they ask you to put a phone? No, because you would have been great at that. Right. I know, right?
I know they did not. Nobody tried to take your food. No, no one, no one fucked with me really. Not at all.
Any friends? Yeah, I mean, I made some friends in there. Yeah. Yeah.
Did you keep in touch? What you got out? Oh, one of the guys, like he was getting ready to go to prison for like a while. Like he got caught with like a bunch of weed or something.
And but like the block that I was like, I ended up meeting him because I had like a full like, so I like a fully executed sentence. So they were like, I had an actual end date. Like when I would be out and they were like, OK, we need more trustees and they made me be a trustee, which is like, you have to work in the jail and you get out earlier because I was supposed to be there for two months. And they ended up, they were like, OK, well, you have to do this.
Because the first they asked me if I wanted to be a trustee, like on on going in. And I was like, no, I'm good. I'm just going to stay in the sort of sound of horrible, like having to work for them while I'm in there. You know, that sounds fucking shitty.
Like I'm just going to chill. And but the block that I was in, everyone was like violent offenders, like in that like initially and then I was the only one that was in a for weed, like in that part, like it was like one guy literally killed someone. The other guy almost killed someone. The other person like almost killed someone to.
Were they cool with you? Yeah, for the most part. Like nobody tried. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like did anything.
It was like pretty chill. Were you funny to them? Like did you do stunts or anything? No, I didn't even do anything like that.
I was just like, yeah, I was just like chilling. It's probably for the best, right? Yeah, I didn't want to like then I'm going to have to be doing stunts for everyone. Right.
Good point. You'd be putting five balls up your ass 24 seven. Yeah. I didn't think of that.
That's a good idea. Do you have that's not the Logan Paul drink in your hand? Is it? Oh, no, it's not.
I was going to say it's a monster. What is it? Prime? Everyone keeps asking me if it's just prime.
I have a ball. Logan Paul's got like three different colored looks exactly like that. Yeah. And it's way better than Gatorade.
Michael, it has less of the bad stuff and more of the good stuff. Oh, really? Yeah, it's an taste better. I heard Logan Paul do a promo and talk about it.
I was like, I always felt like Gatorade could have even more electrolytes. I always felt like Gatorade could have even more electrolytes. He even calls out Gatorade. He's like, it's Gatorade's fucking competitor, but it's tastier.
It's fucking twice as many like he really he reeled off the technical contents of it. But he did it in a way where I was like, dude, you're like, I'm not surprised. But I kind of was. I was like, he is such a like when he's older and out of the limelight, he will be a successful businessman because he's so good at spinning shit.
And you really need to do it. You're like, if you're gonna, you can be talented and make money. But if you're like a real good shit spinner, you can double it or triple it or you know, who knows, but because gimmicks, man, people love a gimmick. So even better than Gatorade.
So next time you reach for Gatorade, why not get a prime? And it's most like not most, but a lot of people do, you know, prime. It works. It does.
It works. I don't know if like I've never had prime, but Gatorade tastes pretty good. I don't know if it's. Oh, it's a big claim.
Yeah. Like on Gatorade's, like, I do know that Gatorade has certain, sometimes I drink it when I haven't even been playing football into the hot stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
Literally. No, it's not just rathlete. That's the crazy thing about Gatorade. That's why I look up also smart.
Fine. It's fine for the taking. Yeah, but it isn't there like a food dye in some of the Gatorades. It's like actually bad for you.
Oh, the red, the red stuff that's in Gatorade is probably Gatorade. It's in a lot of red artificial food colorings in America. It's legal. It's illegal throughout Europe because it's been linked tentatively to ADHD.
Wow. In fact, they actually use it in ritalin. So ritalin arguably contains a food dye that causes ADHD. Well, that's crazy.
Well, fun fact, Prime doesn't have that. I didn't know him. I was on the show once I didn't know me. I was thinking we didn't have anybody this week.
I know, right? I was like, you're eating like a reader? No, I don't know what's happening. I don't even know what's happening.
I don't even know what's happening. I never even had it. I never even touched the bottle. Yeah.
We don't even drink so pretty. I ordered a piece of liquid there that I just did a fucking prime ad. That's a sign. Zach, you mentioned that you're not doing stun stuff anymore for any show, but Jackass or the Jason Ells podcast, right?
Oh, man. Yeah, I was thinking about it. Thank you, Michael. I was thinking about because I remember you came on Elis Johnson.
You were like fucking thumbtacks, do not flinch you. You like it but it. Yeah. So I was thinking we could do pin the tail and the donkey, but I'll be in it with you.
Yeah. So that Katie can be blindfolded, spin around and pin the tail on one of us. Yeah. One of us gets tacked.
Yeah. And then I thought we should have an arm wrestle and tax on either side. Oh, yeah. Whoever I'm losing that.
Right. Well, I've got a bad feeling about the tack thing. Yeah. But I just feel like my butt's prone to getting stabbed.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
I'm down. Let's go. You should just take it. Give it a dig as well.