Sturgis Butthole Masks

We packed a lot into this one folks. Christopher Robin is back fresh from Wuhan, where he attended a huge pool party. How are kids going back to school? Did everyone measure dicks? Pancake questions Jesus's carpentry skills and wonders if they had porn back then. We have an exclusive interview with Mask Scott (The Mascot for Masks), who is live from filthy Sturgis and maskless. Christopher Robin contemplates what it would be like dating a woman 3 and a half feet tall, and thinks he might have yellow fever. We are sponsored this week by The Wuhan Pool Party. Songs from Oingo Boingo, Montrose, White Bones, and DJ Mayson. Thank you again for listening! We love you! Call or text us at 708-928-5015, and follow us on Facebook and Instagram.  Special Thanks to The Stone Bridge Studio, and Bill Harrison for production of this season. He never says, "No." Please rate us on Apple Podcasts and share with your friends, Satan says it's a bear market for souls these days, so all he can promise pancake is maybe a 'hip' podcast - so making it a 'hit' falls on you listeners.  The SoCool Podcast is performed by Comedians Christopher Robin, Yolo Monte Cristo and Jerry Pancake. Written by Christopher Robin, Jerry Pancake, and Yolo Monte Cristo. If you would like to advertise or purchase SoCool Podcast, please email us at [email protected]. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★