Subscription Tracker Has Exposed Everything

Lenny’s elusive perfect scratch spot is finally discovered, a website full of “funny questions for colleagues” turns into an HR nightmare, and the economics of maintaining a secret second family somehow gets compared with streaming services. A child refusing to sit down brings an entire Canadian flight undone, airports cop some heat, and the Bobby subscription tracker reveals the horrifying reality of a $981 monthly subscription bill. Winter thongs spark an investigation into terrible feet, mangroves are accused of exposing far too much root, WikiFeet leads to the discovery of WikiHands, and Ned and Josh settle absolutely nothing while arguing over who has the better hands. There’s also survivorship bias confusion, Will Anderson fashion history, whales being much too large and a dog voice nobody should find reassuring. Find us on Instagram @nedandjosh