EPISODE · Apr 8, 2026 · 1H 4M
"Subway Scaries" | ft. Mike Eaton | Bernhard Goetz & WILD Subway Takes | The Modern Apes Podcast
from The Modern Apes Podcast · host Witz Comedy Network
JOIN THE PATREON BEFORE MAY 1ST BEFORE PRICE GOES UP!! https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes What's good team, you know what time of the week it is! Time to get absolutely schwifty with The Modern Apes. This week we got a BIG modern apes guest for you, all the way from Austin Texas, it's Mike Eaton! We bring him in to talk Subway stories and facts, plus a few of his insightful wild takes made it through. Tristan comes in with the infamous Bernhard Goetz and his story of the Subway Scandal of 1984 in New York City. Goetz got off with the murder of 4 teenagers in broad daylight, and GOT OFF! A story as old as time but this time told be the Modern Apes themselves. To close out the episode Daniel goes into some stats and interesting facts about the ups and downs of riding the past and modern New York City subway system. Like did you know out of the 450+ Honestly we love when Big Mike comes into town, its always a blast and we hope to have him back on soon. Make sure to like and subscribe, but also YouTube is telling us like 5% of our subs have hit the notification bell to get updates, so turn that thing on and get it cranking. Tell a friend about the cast and JOIN THE PATREON BEFORE THE PRICE GOES UP! 0:00 Opening Riffs 2:30 The Best Cannoli 7:17 Brooklyn Cash Bars 13:36 Tristan is Sleepy 20:13 Adopting Children 22:00 Bernhard Goetz Scandal 29:10 Must Be Mud On The Brain 34:26 Cardi B's Real Name 40:02 I Called You A Girl 48:17 Felony Assaults on Subway 53:50 Major of Offenders 56:46 Patreon Names Follow The Boys on Socials Tristan Bowling: IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWwcq1tCC3I/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: IG: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes IG: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ #comedy #jokes #legionofskanks #skankfest #luisjgomez #austincomedy #subway #nyc #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #moddernapes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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JOIN THE PATREON BEFORE MAY 1ST BEFORE PRICE GOES UP!! https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes What's good team, you know what time of the week it is! Time to get absolutely schwifty with The Modern Apes. This week we got a BIG modern apes guest for you, all the way from Austin Texas, it's Mike Eaton! We bring him in to talk Subway stories and facts, plus a few of his insightful wild takes made it through. Tristan comes in with the infamous Bernhard Goetz and his story of the Subway Scandal of 1984 in New York City. Goetz got off with the murder of 4 teenagers in broad daylight, and GOT OFF! A story as old as time but this time told be the Modern Apes themselves. To close out the episode Daniel goes into some stats and interesting facts about the ups and downs of riding the past and modern New York City subway system. Like did you know out of the 450+ Honestly we love when Big Mike comes into town, its always a blast and we hope to have him back on soon. Make sure to like and subscribe, but also YouTube is telling us like 5% of our subs have hit the notification bell to get updates, so turn that thing on and get it cranking. Tell a friend about the cast and JOIN THE PATREON BEFORE THE PRICE GOES UP! 0:00 Opening Riffs 2:30 The Best Cannoli 7:17 Brooklyn Cash Bars 13:36 Tristan is Sleepy 20:13 Adopting Children 22:00 Bernhard Goetz Scandal 29:10 Must Be Mud On The Brain 34:26 Cardi B's Real Name 40:02 I Called You A Girl 48:17 Felony Assaults on Subway 53:50 Major of Offenders 56:46 Patreon Names Follow The Boys on Socials Tristan Bowling: IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWwcq1tCC3I/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: IG: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes IG: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ #comedy #jokes #legionofskanks #skankfest #luisjgomez #austincomedy #subway #nyc #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #moddernapes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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