Summer Comic-Ation, It's Always Sunny in DC's Skartaris!

Send us Fan MailSuns out, and the suns still out! That must mean KMac & Yek are slow sipping away on their annual summer Comic-cation in the long-lost land of Skartaris! Dinosaurs, Atlantean Technology, & lots & lots of skin! Turn up the 3 Dog Night & break out your booze to mixology some great beer Tiki drinks that only the boys can create! Drink along & read along to every splash page in the Scrolls of Blood.  Comic-ation Itinerary: Tourism Slogan: Sword, Sorcery, & Sun! Dirty dance your day awa…forever. How we getting there:Them Big Holes in them Poles!How we getting home:Subway train to Machu Pichu, of course. Resort Staff: Host: Warlord, Travis Morgan - Don’t stare directly at my Snow Leopard thong.  Hostility Directors:  Deimos – Rest, relax, reincarnate with him!Concierge: Machiste - Always ready with a helping mace.Refreshments Director: Mongo Ironhand – Minute ready magic martinis!Tour Guide: Mariah Romonova – Side, under, inner boob for you, Capitalist swine!Marquee Entertainment: Shakira, Whenever, wherever, Rowaar!Attractions:Sun, sun, sun, then some sun, oh $hit it’s like there’s an eternal sun.Temple of Fear – Nothing scarier than a phallic Hall of Doom.  Amenities:How does your light shine in the Halls of Shamballah The Golden, hotel and convention center.Thieves Market Spa – Throw away your pants for a chainmail thong. Drink at Crash Early’s saloon – Easy to find because the sign is in English.  Must do events:A genuine slave gallery experience – The kids will love it!Jennifer Morgan’s Magic Show – Nepo-baby making an Eldritch Blast!Tiki Beer Drinks:KMAC: Skartaris Sunburn! (Riff on a Tequilla Sunrise)Beer: Corona Extra, Cerveceria Modelo, Mexico City, MexicoRecipe: Large Tiki mug full of ice, 1½ oz tequila, splash grenadine, ½ bottle corona, fill rest with orange juice.Rating: SPF SR-71Yek: Travis Morgan (Riff on a Jet Pilot)Beer: Stiegl-Radler Grapefruit, Stieglbrauerei, Salzburg, AustriaRecipe: Pour 1 oz hi-tess Jamaican rum, ¾ demerara rum, ¾ oz gold rum, ¾ oz lime juice, ½ oz cinnamon syrup, ½ oz falernum into a Tiki mug full of ice with a splash of absinthe & bitters then fill with Radler. Rating: Dirty Dancing Dinosaur Lift!Hit us up at Email: [email protected], Twitter: @CBCO_Podcast, or Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comicbooks_coldones/