#342 - Super Dickery

Good news everybody! We're one step closer to that state-run media and propaganda stage we've all been looking forward to! Hooray! Verizon has reached a whole new level of horrible, Facebook has decided that even the content creators don't matter anymore, and Consumer Reports has decided blanket statements are "good enough" for reviews. Headlines: Pixel 2 XL has some screen issues So no one wanted Snap Spectacles? Shocker Kaspersky lays all their cards on the table Facebook decides to screw with content creators Consumer Reports won't endorse Surface Book 2 Korean banks think Newegg is a ponzi scheme Verizon is firing its customers But they still love your money Microsoft killing the Kinect Internet connected dog houses are apparently a thing Kaspersky hacked by NSA Dating apps aren’t very secure Apple is struggling to release the iPhone X Say goodbye to stolen packages The FCC is making changes Equifax was warned about vulnerabilities Zuke’s Favorite: Weird Al tweeting about Lin Manuel Miranda and Jimmy Fallon singing Weird Al Zohner’s Favorite: Glove and Boots is in trouble