SUPER-SIM the Pre-season

Paul tries to watch Texans-Chargers while wondering why anyone should pay full price to watch a game without C.J. Stroud, Nico Collins, Will Anderson Jr. and most of the players anyone actually wants to see. Then: do you NEED to defend people who share ONE opinion with you? Are there reasons to worry about the Astros before September? What does Kevin Durant's relationship with Russell Westbrook say about the Rockets' young players? Why is Houston one gigantic collection of parking lots that still somehow requires mandatory valet? And Texas politicians from both sides of the aisle are trying VERY hard to prove just how Texan they are.