Episode 76: Surveil me harder daddy: Idaho In-N-Out Massacre, Robot Pegging & Fauci’s Fifth Amendment Coward Meltdown

We talk about the Idaho In-N-Out shooter who decided a brand-new restaurant needed a body count after one week, the hero who shot back and made the fucker fold, Tesla charge ports getting blamed for murder, and why some talking head needs to eat a bag of dicks.Then we dive into Elon’s Optimus robots about to get sexually upgraded every year like iPhones, OpenAI drowning in lawsuits (Musk, Apple, New York Times, the whole circus), SpaceX smashing the moon, and why China’s already fucking their robots while we’re still arguing about bearded clams.Politics gets filthy: Democratic Socialists, CHIRLA getting millions from Homeland Security while protesting ICE, Mondami’s ID-required grocery stores, Fauci pleading the fifth a hundred times like a bitch, Trump’s “we had the bombs” rants, and Reno’s brand new Flock cameras that Gen X/Millennial pussies voted for because toothpaste was scary.Plus Pour Caddy orders, Bobby Flatline’s retard comments, Ella Langley tickets, Australian jokes so bad they should be illegal, a full self-roast that left us soft and over-seasoned, and Ron almost dying from technical incompetence.We are two expired hot dogs with microphones and zero self-awareness. You’re welcome.Order a Pour Caddy, use code BBQBS, and stop being a loser.