Survival

SURVIVAL written by Lee Shackleford of Relativity. Performed by Clarence Brown, Lee Shackleford, and Kyle Jones, all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast. www.relativitypodcast.com www.discussingwho.com. TRANSCRIPT CAPTAIN: Into the lifeboat, gentlemen. I'm afraid our ship has had it. LIEUTENANT: Yes, sir. I'll man the tiller — Jenkins, you man the oars. JENKINS: Right, sir. Is it, uh, too soon to ask when we might eat, sir? CAPTAIN: When we might WHAT? JENKINS: Well, it helps to know these things, sir. CAPTAIN: Our ship has just gone down, Jenkins, with massive loss of life! LIEUTENANT: And now we're stranded in a lifeboat, miles from anywhere! JENKINS: I know, sir, it's just that I skipped breakfast. Stupid of me, I know, sir. LIEUTENANT: That WAS bloody stupid, Jenkins! Don't you know breakfast is the most important meal of the day? JENKINS: I know that now, sir. Won't make that mistake again, sir. Not me. THIS WAS "SURVIVAL" — featuring Clarence Brown, Lee Shackleford, and Kyle Jones, all from the DISCUSSING WHO podcast. www.discussingwho.com.