Swimming Laps In My Pistol Pool

Spotify Listeners! Become a Sideshow Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/distortedview/subscribe And Get Exclusive Shows Right Here On Spotify! On Today's Show: Introduction 0:00.000   I Hate President's Day 1:59.654   The New Timian Calendar System 4:23.865   Black Speaker Wants To Get Rid Of White Babies 9:40.906   The Gentlemen (And Lady) Callers Into The Spank Bank Voicemail System 12:50.432   Galileo Is Mad At Japan / Wants To Corrupt AI 18:57.023   Vomitting On Shrooms 23:11.614   Suport Quality Distortion: Sign Up For The Sideshow 25:23.832   Killing Your Bestie For Money And a Man 26:46.905   Pulling Out Your Gun Over a Fast Food Cookie 31:41.905   Take A Dip In My Pistol Pool 35:54.186   Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:27.826 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page