Swiped, Graded, Packaged: Dating Like It’s a Costco Meat Aisle 🛒

Michelle’s been teaching high schoolers for 20 years, so trust that her dating BS radar is elite.At 42, she knows what she wants, isn’t afraid to make the first move, and absolutely will walk out mid-date if a man smells like regret and Axe body spray.From gym flirtations to long-distance FaceTime dinners, Michelle shares hilarious horror stories (yes, including that guy who injected insulin at the table with zero warning) and real talk about dating with standards.She's not pulling anyone along in life, and she's definitely not settling.Tune in for laughs, wisdom, and a masterclass in confident dating. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!