SYOTI: The Secret Lives of Mormon Authors

This week on See You On The Internet, we’re talking seasonal reinvention (get those bangs), rereading Twilight with our fully formed frontal lobes, and uncovering which of our favorite authors are actually spreading the book of Mormon through their prose. We create a new bit, roast Edward Cullen’s red flags, and crown the real stars of Dancing With the Stars (justice for Andy Richter).Then we get serious about why everything online feels the same. From AI-generated TikToks to celebrity Broadway casting, and why we’re craving real people making real things. Cue our new craft-core era: embroidery kits, sewing machine redemption arcs, and reclaiming creativity one bad stitch at a time.End the episode with our new mantra: move through life with the delusional confidence of a mediocre white man.We'll see you next Tuesday.