Tales from the Crypto

Settle in for a classic Tom & Julie episode featuring the queens of NYC public access television, Horowitz & Spector; the chaotic Handforth Parish Council on Zoom; a Danish children's cartoon about a middled aged man with a long prehensile penis; a button for couples who can't figure out how to synchronize their horniness; the return of the Milk and Cereal song; and Double Threat cryptocurrency! Plus Alec Baldwin steals a horse and returns to Twitter! Tom and Julie write each other's tombstones! The beef with George Lucas Talk Show heats up! Tom and Julie give an honest appraisal of Brett's Twitter presence! And a true story of duplicity and false identity from the Terlingua International Chili Championship! Also Howard Zinn's A People's History of McDonaldLand; Merchant & Ivory presents Remains of Filet; Mike Lindell, guerilla filmmaker; Whac-A-Mole goes to series; Julie guesses who's playing in the Super Bowl; Mr. Peanut dies again; and the fancy candy man shops at Walgreen's.DOUBLE THREAT EROTIC FAN FICTION CONTEST:Valentine's Day is just around the corner and we challenge YOU to write your best DOUBLE THREAT EROTIC FAN FICTION! The only rule is that you can NOT include Tom and Julie (except in incidental background roles) but you CAN and SHOULD include Producer Brett and any characters from the Double Threat universe - like The Cryptkeeper, Alec Baldwin, Gross Terry, Mr. Delicious, SICO, Ronald McDonald, Oja Kodar, Herman Munster, and so on.SEND YOUR SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected]: Tuesday February 9th Midnight PSTCLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:*Horowitz & Spector, "Diet Song (Boiled Chicken)"*Horowitz & Spector, "Something's Rotten In Transylvania"*Handforth Parish Council Meeting*John Dillermand Opening Credits (with Subtitles)*John Dillermand Episode 1*LovesyncLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:[email protected] DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.