Talkin' 'Bout Turtles 4: Despise the Rise of the TMNT

There's a new Ninja Turtles cartoon in town and that means Ronnie and Jazz are going to complain about it! For this April Fool's holiday enjoy a podcast - recorded months ago and unearthed today - about Nickelodeon's latest shitty permutation of Eastman and Laird's cash cow. What differentiates this from the last one? Where's Shredder? Why the hell do the turtles have such strange designs? Can't anybody shut the fuck up for one second? Also: Jazz makes Ronnie jealous with some drawings he received.