Talking peace deals, Canadian elections, the draft and plenty more

Today we jump around more actively than a brainworm with an open court in RFK's brain. The usual suspects of TSLA ticker and Ukraine updates kick it off and then we are full steam ahead to the elections of our northern neighbor, dress snafus at the funeral, ActBlue and how they're evil, the NFL draft and what would happen if 23&me was ran by the gov't. As always you won't know if we're quoting the onion or not (we're not). Special shot out to Elon going back to his roots is the OG Elon photo before they PayPal windfall. Those are some shallow gene pool vibes but they're on a very large yacht so you decide ladies. Got feedback? We want to hear it.