Tangled in an Intergalactic Shakedown, New Year Fails, and Watching Alien Action Movie Dark Angel: The Resolution You Didn’t See Coming!

Johnny dives into the chaos of New Year’s resolutions and an intergalactic shakedown in the cult classic Dark Angel (aka I Come in Peace). New Year’s Resolutions: A hilarious deep dive into the history of broken resolutions, from ancient Babylonian spring festivals to the Middle Ages’ Peacock Vows. Home Video Headlines: Hollywood on fire, Demi Moore’s Golden Globe win for The Substance, and the rise of horror at awards shows. Dark Angel Breakdown: Dolph Lundgren battles trench-coat-wearing, mullet-sporting aliens. Fun facts: Alternate titles, on-set accidents, and rewrites by Jurassic Park’s David Koepp. What could a sequel have looked like? (Hint: I Don’t Come in Peace). Shogun remake awards buzz and why Hiroyuki Sanada is a modern-day Toshiro Mifune. Anticipated 2025 movies: 28 Years Later, Predator Badlands, and Death of a Unicorn. Why horror is the ultimate genre, capable of encompassing all others. Stick around for Johnny’s New Year antics, movie trivia, and outrageous commentary. Don’t forget to check the show notes for streaming deals and exclusive content. Watch Dark Angel on your favorite platform. Sign up for Paramount+ with our exclusive link to catch the NFL Playoffs. Subscribe and rate the podcast for more movie mayhem!