Teacher Trial

https://snltranscripts.jt.org/15/teacher-trial.phtml Bill Arnold… Beck Bennett Paula Abbott… Aidy Bryant Janet Johnson-Luna… Cecily Strong Gabbin Deli… Pete Davidson Cathy Deli… Kate McKinnon Plaintiff lawyer… Taraji P. Henson Judge… Kenan Thompson Mr. Deli… Bobby Moynihan Defense lawyer… Venessa Bayer [Starts with HLN intro] Male voice: You’r watching HLN. That stands for Head Line News. [Cut to the pieces of news on cut news papers] When I return to HLN’s live coverage of Hot For Teacher: the Janet Johnson-Luna’s civil trial. [Cut to Bill Arnold and Paula Abbott] Bill Arnold: Bill Arnold along side Paula Abbott. Here at the Hillsborough County Courthouse in Tampa Bay for day six of the trial of Janet Johnson-Luna. [Cut to Janet Johnson-luna sitting in a courtroom.] A 32 year old teacher at Villa River High School, [Cut to Bill Arnold and Paula Abbott] who was caught having a sexual relationship with 16 year old student Gabbin Deli. Paula Abbott: In court today is Deli’s mother, [Cut to 5 crying in the courtroom] Cathy Deli, who is suing Ms. Luna on behalf of her son. [Cut to Bill Arnold and Paula Abbott] Bill Arnold: We now go to the courtroom where Gabbin Deli has taken the stand. [Cut to the courtroom.] Plaintiff lawyer: Good morning, Mr. Deli. Gabbin Deli: Hello, ma’am. [Cut to Plaintiff lawyer] Plaintiff lawyer: Mr. Deli, your physical relationship with the defendant lasted how long? [Cut to Gabbin Deli] Gabbin Deli: Um, five glorious weeks, ma’am. [Cut to Plaintiff lawyer] Plaintiff lawyer: Can you point out the defendant for the court. [Cut to Gabbin Deli] Gabbin Deli: Yeah, she is right over there, looking all fine. [Cut to Janet Johnson-luna. She is blushing] Janet Johnson-luna: [smiling] You’re stupid. [Cut to 5, Plaintiff lawyer and Janet Johnson-luna] Mrs. Deli: [yelling] She’s a monster! [Cut to Judge] Judge: Hey, hey, hey! Let’s keep it cool. [Cut to Plaintiff lawyer] Plaintiff lawyer: The affair began on April 15, 2014, correct? [Cut to Gabbin Deli] Gabbin Deli: Yes, ma’am. It was the best day of my life. [Cut to Plaintiff lawyer] Plaintiff lawyer: Did you feel pressured into being physical with Ms. Luna? [Cut to Gabbin Deli] Gabbin Deli: Um, no. I instigated it. After school, I went in and said, “What can I do for some extra credit?” And it was on. [Cut to Judge and Gabbin Deli] Judge: Look at you. [Cut to Plaintiff lawyer] Plaintiff lawyer: Mr. Deli. You mother said you came home that day and felt sick. [Cut to Gabbin Deli] Gabbin Deli: Oh, yeah. I asked for some time in home because I was fist pumping the entire walk home from school, and my arm muscles were a little sore. [Cut to Plaintiff lawyer] Plaintiff lawyer: How would you describe your mental state after the affair began?