Teddy Brosevelt Show | Episode #28 - State of the Clowniverse Address (Lost Tapes from September 28)

This 80 Minute episode of 'The Teddy Brosevelt Show' was recorded on Friday, September 28 at 6,922 feet above sea level. It’s probably the best podcast ever recorded by an English-speaking mammal. So why wait seven days to release it?Blame Apple. Garageband for iPad hated the file size and loved crashing during post-production. Eventually decided that I’d just have to upload the raw file without any dope beats.No intro or outro beats for you in Episode 28! Episode 28 breaks down all the major developments that occurred on Clown Planet since Episode 26 (September 15-28). EPISODE XXVIII TOPICS: * Final Authority Fact Check (FAFC) confirms that 3 out of 4 Americans with ‘Long Covid’ are woke white suburban women who hate Trump. * Shocking shooting at a high school football practice in Philly straight outta ‘The Purge’ gets zero coverage. Five players shot and a 14 year old kid killed by five gunmen who pulled up in an SUV and sprayed 64 bullets. This kinda stuff happens between drug cartels in Mexico all the time. Philly has the biggest open-air opioid (fentanyl + heroin) market on the East coast, and it’s a very lucrative trade. Junkies can’t go more than a few hours without snorting, smoking or injecting your product. Meanwhile, woke Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney, the Philly City Council and Soros-backed D.A. Larry Krasner have ushered in a golden age of crime: drug dealing, turf wars, brazen murders, dangerous streets and dozens of overdose deaths every month. The Democrats never, ever mention that THEY were the party who ushered in the ‘Golden Age of Crime’ by using Marxist Mayors and Megawoke City Councils in blue cities like Portland, San Francisco, Austin and Philly to launch the ‘Defund the Police’ era. * When it comes to anything related to Covid-19, just remember that a ‘conspiracy theory’ is simply another term for ‘spoiler alert’ in 2022. * U.S. Latinos share the same primary values that got new Italy Prime Minister Georgia Meloni elected last month - God, Family, Country. * Imagine what will happen when Hurricane Ian’s son or daughter rolls through the Galveston, Texas shore next decade after that 500,000 acre offshore wind farm gets built. Do you think thousands of spinning wind turbine blades will hold up well in Category 4 or 5 winds? * Europe’s “Heating or Eating?” energy and cost of living crisis is spiraling out of control. Putin has personally hiked up their electric bills by >500% since January 2022. And now that businesses and factories are shutting down, people are losing their jobs - right before Santa Claus and Jack Frost get here. * NY TIMES: ‘‘Crippling’ Energy Bills Force Europe’s Factories to Go Dark - Manufacturers are furloughing workers and shutting down lines because they can’t pay the gas and electric charges” * Total Qlusterfuck awaits the 2.5 Million Fans heading to the 2022 Qatar World Cup next month. Imagine Fyre Festival and Woodstock ‘99 times infinity under Sharia law. No swearing! No shorts! No booze! No jorts! * Any man who dares to bro hug their buddy in public can expect to spend a minimum of three years in Qatar prison. If you perform this act while wearing cut-off jorts, expect to spend the next decade behind bars. I’m serious dude. In Qatar, you will get thrown in the slammer for swearing, wearing shorts, and being gay in public. I wouldn’t worry too much though. I hear them boys over in the Middle East treat all jort-wearing Americans real good in prisons.Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaal good.* Way, way, way WAY more is coming your way on the longest episode in TBS history.Episode 28 of this blockbuster 80 minute long episode of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ was recorded late Friday afternoon on September 28, 2022 at 6,922 feet above sea level.Thanks for reading Teddy Brosevelt! Subscribe for free, and you’ll get the latest posts and podcasts as soon as they drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Op.Stream ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’:* Spotify* iHeartRadio* Apple Podcasts* TuneIn Radio* Substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit teddybrosevelt.substack.com