Teddy Brosevelt Show | Episode #41: Swamp Thing Kevin McCarthy Loses 11 Rounds, Doctors Predicted mRNA vaccine would cause new variants like XBB, Damar Hamlin, More mRNA conspiracies come true

Episode #41 of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ was recorded on Thursday night, January 5th. EPISODE 41 TOPICS:* Kevin McCarthy has lost 11 rounds of voting for Speaker of the House. Hopefully, the 20 hold-outs will stand their ground for at least two years. This way, no one can be sworn in and the Uniparty can’t turn any of their awful ideas into laws. When creepy pervert / serial molester Kevin Spacey was researching his role of Frank Underwood on ‘House of Cards’, he shadowed Kevin McCarthy to learn how swamp creatures operate. * Democrat reaction: “This is a total embarrassment. We are all totally united, and they can’t even elect a Speaker of the House.” The reason why the Democrats are “totally united” is because all members of that party must hold the exact same views on every single issue or face excommunication. Screw the optics - I don’t care how many days it takes, as long as Swamp Thing McCarthy doesn’t win. * I’ve been experimenting with these new A.I. tools everyone is buzzing about: DALL-E and ChatGPT. I tried to get ChatGPT to crank out this substack post, but it didn’t turn out that great. Then I asked DALL-E to generate images of (a) Bitcoin miners taking down the Texas power grid and (b) Teddy Roosevelt fighting the Covid vaccine. The first one was pretty good (for a robot):Not sure about this one: Thanks for reading Teddy Brosevelt! Subscribe now to receive new posts and podcasts as soon as they hit the internet.* XBB is becoming the dominant Covid variant of Winter 2023. The CDC and Biden Admin are still shaming Americans for not getting their fifth shot - despite scientific evidence showing that it has virtually zero effect against BQ or XBB. Last month, a study in the journal Cell, found that the BQ and XBB subvariants have “alarming antibody evasion properties”. The study revealed that, “titers against BQ and XBB subvariants were lower by 13- to 81-fold and 66- to 155-fold, respectively, far beyond what had been observed to date”. * Seems like everyone on the internet is confident they know why NFL player Damar Hamlin suffered cardiac arrest on Monday night football. Some believe it was commotio cordis, which is a rare lethal disruption of heart rhythm that occurs from a blow to the area directly over the heart. There are under 30 cases of commotio cordis in the USA every year. In nearly every case, the patient was under 20 years old and got struck in the chest by a baseball, lacrosse ball or hockey puck. But one thing is for certain. There’s no chance that Hamlin’s cardiac arrest was related to the vaccine. Medical experts have confirmed that the vaccine is 100% safe and effective, while fact checkers have debunked the conspiracy theory that the vaccine causes any medical issues (except in extremely rare and isolated cases). * NFL superstar and current Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman JJ Watt is retiring after this weekend. He’s only 33 years old. Back in October, Watt tweeted that he went into atrial fibrillation (AFib) and had to have his heart shocked back into rhythm. Totally normal. Last month, the New York Jets placed their rookie right tackle Max Mitchell on injured reserve due to “blood clots in his right calf and lung”. Last week, former Jacksonville Jaguars lineman Uche Nwaneri died at age 38 from a heart attack. Don’t you dare say the v-word. * Remember when they told us that the mRNA spike protein would never leave your deltoid area? Latest issue of Circulation magazine shows they lied about that, too. Researchers found elevated levels of full-length spike protein detected in the plasma of individuals with postvaccine myocarditis. Read: “Circulating Spike Protein Detected in Post–COVID-19 mRNA Vaccine Myocarditis” * Follow Ethical Skeptic on Twitter. The last couple weeks he’s dropped some huge data bombs, showing a 13-sigma increase (!) in cancer cases and a disturbing rise in non-Covid excess mortality in highly vaccinated countries like the USA. But this three tweet thread might be his best analysis ever… * It’s actually good thing that the vaccinated are putting evolutionary pressure on Covid, since Covid is now going to help us cure cancer.Subscribe and listen to ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ podcast on all major streaming platforms:* Spotify* iHeartRadio* Apple Podcasts* TuneIn Radio* Substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit teddybrosevelt.substack.com