Teen Births Down, GOP Upset, Spiders Up, Humanity Down

This week on Something Ain’t Right, we are clutching our pearls, our wigs, and our emergency snacks because apparently we now live in a world where some Republicans are alarmed that teen pregnancies are down. Yes, you heard us. DOWN. And somehow that’s… bad? We’re still trying to do the math on that one, and the math is refusing to participate.Then we turn to the deeply disturbing and infuriating allegations emerging about former Representative Eric Swalwell. We are angry, disgusted, and exhausted that stories like this keep coming to light — and even more exhausted that they were ever allowed to happen in the first place.Meanwhile, Germany spent sixteen years hunting a serial killer who did not exist. Sixteen. Years. We have questions. Many questions. And finally, Angela is on the wall — literally and spiritually — warning us all that the Spider Cabal™ is real, organized, and apparently expanding its franchise. Because now we’ve got Joro spiders the size of your hand spreading across North America like they’re on tour. We’re not saying panic… but Angela is.If something ain’t right, we’re talking about it. And this week? Nothing is right. Not one thing.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastYouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy