Telepathic Ham by Tech Support

written and produced by Ronald Allen Bell and G-Dawg Trading~ I invited them all over I had the perfect plan The party would be perfect  talked about across the land everyone was coming Easter would be all the rage  all the party needed  was some food to set the stage my dad was making ribs perhaps a little lamb  sweet potatoes and some figs  roasted slowly in the pan  it was then I realized  I'd forgotten to ask grams  but I needed not to call her  I just telepathed some ham  Telepathic ham, oh, yes, telepathic ham  This wouldn't be the first time  that you pulled me from a jam  Everyone can just bring something  and the day would go as planned, no  let's go ahead and make it, a telepathic ham  I had to test my theory,  so I called upon my dad  as Easter it drew near, he  would have a grand ole plan  he asked of who was coming and of what each said they'd bring  quick with the answer he was not surprised  when ham would be their thing  they'd brought it in the past and all were just in awe  so for sure they'd do again  that which satisfied our jaws  it was then I'd realized  Easter would have gotten jammed  if not for old reliable  telepathic ham  Telepathic ham, oh, yes, telepathic ham  This wouldn't be the first time  that you pulled me from a jam  Everyone can just bring something  and the day would go as planned, no  let's go ahead and make it, a telepathic ham