Teleportation, Toxic Tea, and the Hip‑Hop Witch Trials

This week on Something Ain’t Right, we are holding onto our wigs, our edges, and our last nerve because the world is doing THE MOST. We kick things off with prosecutors who have apparently decided that the Constitution is optional and rap lyrics are legally binding confessions. Yes, we’re talking about the growing, bonkers trend of using hip‑hop lyrics to convict people — including in death penalty cases. Because nothing says “justice” like pretending metaphor is a felony.Then we turn to something even darker: deaths inside ICE detention centers, with a spotlight on Camp East Montana in Texas. The number of people dying there is so alarming that even saying “alarming” feels like we’re underselling it. We dig into what’s happening, why it’s happening, and why more people aren’t screaming about it from the rooftops.But don’t worry — the universe also sent us a story so wild it feels like it was written by a raccoon on Adderall. The New York Times investigated Gregg Phillips’ claim that he teleported — TWICE — to a Waffle House in Georgia. He called it a “miracle from God,” and honestly, if God is out here doing Waffle House teleportation miracles, we have some follow‑up requests.And finally, because apparently the planet is auditioning for a new season of Unsolved Mysteries, we look at allegations that Everest guides have been poisoning tourists’ food as part of a “sinister $20 million scam.” When we said climbing Everest was dangerous, we meant the altitude — not the appetizers.It’s a week full of injustice, absurdity, and the kind of nonsense that makes you laugh to keep from screaming. And we’re right here with you, holding your hand, cracking jokes, and reminding you that if something ain’t right… you’re not imagining it.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 Cash App: $frangeladuoVenmo: @frangeladuoOur Sponsors:* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy