Television Commercials TMI !!!

Television commercials are a creative endeavor, and a times a great form of entertainment . Hell, some people just watch the Superbowl for the commercials.  They have made many for their characters house hold names, who can forget Mr. Whipple and "please don't squeeze the Charmin."  But now there is nothing left to the imagination and in some cases food is used to demonstrate the  symptom or product, for example, a cucumber for Peyronies Disease. How am I supposed to eat a salad?  I feel like Lorena Bobitt when I slice up my cucumber? And! they don't bend!!  Point being, I don't need bears to go into detail how Charmin gets into all the nooks and crannies, or some lady being overtaken by spaghetti to demonstrate the uncomfortable odor that some wipes don't get to!  Mr. Whipple called it toile tissue, not even paper.  No wonder we have trouble sleeping!! timothymahar.org