Temporal Target: Altered Past, Deadly Future

Welcome back, you thrill-seeking fiends, to TRUE ASSASSINS, the only podcast brave enough to stare down the barrel of history's most twisted tales! Forget bedtime stories, because tonight, we're diving headfirst into a double dose of danger that'll leave you gasping for air – and maybe checking under your own bed! You thought last week's deep dive into dagger etiquette was wild? Hold onto your hats, because we’ve got not one, but TWO mind-blowing sagas ripped straight from the pages of Orlando Madsbrine's legendary "TRUE KILL"!Tonight's episode, buckle up for "TIME TWISTERS & BROTHERLY BEASTS!"First up, meet Anya, our rookie assassin with a serious case of temporal turbulence! This ain't your grandma's knitting circle, folks. Anya gets zapped back to the roaring twenties to ice a two-bit tyrant before he goes full-on evil overlord. Sounds simple, right? WRONG! One little nudge in the past, and BAM! Anya returns to a future so messed up, it makes Mad Max look like a tea party. Think flying drones, swastikas doing the tango with who-knows-what flags, and an air quality that'll give your lungs nightmares. Turns out, our girl didn't just miss her target; she accidentally offed the one person who could have stopped the apocalypse! Oopsie! Now, Anya's gotta pull off the ultimate hit job: taking out... herself! Will she vanish in a paradox poof? Will she create even MORE alternate realities? Tune in to find out if Anya can untangle her own timeline before it unravels the entire universe! This is a timey-wimey tale so twisted, it'll make your brain do the Charleston!Then, just when you thought you could catch your breath, we plunge into the shadowy depths of the forest with Elias, a hunter whose prey turns out to be a whole lot more… personal. Forget your garden-variety monster-of-the-week; this beastie has a secret – and a shared childhood! Elias is on the hunt for a creature tearing his village apart, leaving a trail of carnage that smells suspiciously… familiar. Turns out, the snarling, clawing terror is none other than his long-lost bro, Thomas, cursed by a witch into something truly monstrous! Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as Elias goes from crossbow-wielding badass to desperate sibling seeking a cure. Forget slaying the beast; Elias is going on a psychedelic scavenger hunt for rare herbs guarded by things that probably bite back! Will he succeed in brewing up a brotherly fix, or will the villagers demand a monster mash? And what happens when the "cure" is maybe even scarier than the curse? This is a tale of blood ties, bewitched bodies, and a whole lot of brotherly love… gone horribly, horribly wrong!#TrueAssassins #TimeTravelTroubles #BrotherlyBetrayal #MonsterHunt #TwistedTales #TrueCrimePodcast #AssassinationNation #HistorysHitmen #DeadlySecrets #AdrenalineRush #YoungAdultFiction #TeenReads #OrlandoMadsbrine #TrueKill #ClickbaitCrime #PodcastObsessed #MustListen #SpookyStories #ThrillerPodcast #MysteryUnsolved This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit trueassassins.substack.com