Ten Short Jokes (29/365)

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?  Tennish I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would get angry if she heard me say that. Last night me and my girlfriend watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV. Parallel lines have so much in common.  It's a shame they'll never meet. What did the pirate say when he turned 80?  Aye Matey I tried to catch fog yesterday.  I mist.  How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?  It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain People say I'm condescending.  That means I talk down to people Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that