Terrible Lay

Lori decides in the 90s that sex sucks and it's never going to get any better. Let's go over the details of the Sesame Place incident, the cactus incident, and the other assorted injuries Kim has suffered over the years. Plus: Truth or dare, Lori is a crank, and why Kim hates it when Terri takes over and ruins the fun. Welcome to Generation Artax. Terri looks like a wacky childless aunt Kim makes a purchase that takes her out of the dark ages We play truth or dare and Kim makes Terri do a cartwheel with her pants down I would walk 5000 miles Kim's kindle hits her in the face sometimes How to speed read Kim's has a close up eye and a far away eye Why pirates wear patches Orgasms are blessings from God Making love vs. straight up Fng It takes Lori 13 times to finally understand why people have sex Unrelated: What did you think you'd automatically be able to do as an adult (and still can't)?