Tesla payouts, Who's Steve Witkoff and why is he so awesome, Hawley is the people's champ

Today we're looking at the Tesla board's attempt to hand Elon some money so that he can keep his lights on for another week. We talk about why 30 billion is the new number, what he did to earn it and compare it to other rich folk just to make ourselves feel worse. Steve Witkoff is off on an adventure to make the hobbits headed to smelt a ring seem like a cake walk, he's off to negotiate peace in Russia. Somehow I don't think he has Ukraine's best intentions in mind and that might be brought up in the episode. Josh Hawley the cardio enthusiast from January 6 is trying to make it harder for insider trading in government. In a hilarious plot he makes angry the number one person that all Republicans pray to and no it's not Jesus. Apologies for any inconsistencies, had some technical issues so tried to clean it up in post but there's still a learning curve. At the end of the day, you get what you pay for so you're playing with house money here. Got feedback? We want to hear it.