Texted Like a 10, Showed Up Like a Hatfish

Send us Fan MailWelcome to Part 2 of our Modern Romance series—because one episode wasn’t enough to unpack all the ways dating can confuse, charm, and catastrophically disappoint. This week on Unconfuzed, Clarissa, Lisa, and Leilia are joined by special guest Jaclyn Betham to decode the next round of dating delusions.We’re talking slow fading (the quiet quit of dating), textual chemistry (when their texting game gives fireworks but in person it's giving fizzle), evil twin rizz (the smooth-talking alter ego who vanishes IRL), and the timeless tragedy of hatfishing (where the hat stays on... for a reason).If you’ve ever fallen for someone’s emoji game just to get bamboozled by their real-life vibe, this episode is for you.🎧 Listen now on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Unconfuzed — decoding slang old and new so you don’t get finessed by a forehead filter.Slang hits different on Instagram. Follow us for fresh drops from the Unconfuzed dictionary. @unconfuzed_podcast