Thank You, Daddy Saturn

Have you noticed the way everyone's late twenties feel so chaotic, defined by plot twists that shift the course of their life? That’s your Saturn return, baby! A landmark astrological transit kicked off by Saturn, planet of duty and discipline, moving back through the place in the sky it was when you were born.There’s a lot of fear-mongering around Saturn, but as someone who has just emerged on the other side of her Saturn return, I’m here to hold your hand and tell you exactly what to expect from yours.On February 13th, Saturn will move into Aires, kicking off a Saturn return for many people born between 1996 and 1999. Zillenial cusp babies and elder Zoomers, let’s lock in and learn these lessons!IN THIS EPISODE- Explore the archetypes of Saturn as Teacher, Timekeeper, Punisher, and Purifier- Discover exactly what part of your life your Saturn return will transform based on your birth chart- Learn freaky little strategies for leaning into your Saturn return instead of fighting it (what you cannot change, romanticize, right?)- Get the gossip on exactly how my Saturn return in Pisces kicked my ass, and why I’m incredibly grateful and better because of it.- Use tarot to embody Saturnian energy in your life and work alongside, not against, SaturnASTROLOGER SHOUTOUTSJanelle Belgrave of So Above Astrology: https://www.soabove.com/Ursula of Ursula Rising: https://ursularising.com/BOOK RECSSaturn: A New Look at an Old Devil by Liz Greene: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saturn-liz-greene/1102784747LET'S GET METAPHYSICALJoin the community at saint.substack.com to get new episodes right in your inbox, and join the paid tier for essays about art, sexuality, and spirituality, as well as Metaphysical Girl After Dark episodes, where we get darker, deeper, and more intimate.BOOK A TAROT READINGI’ve spent the last dozen years interpreting the tarot for the betterment of myself and other people, with a focus on helping artists, spiritual seekers, and those in transition uncover their inner wisdom. To schedule a private reading with me, follow the booking link here.MUSIC CREDITHot Stone Meditation by Yuri Megis This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit saint.substack.com/subscribe