Thanks, Google!

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Ok, google? Thank you. google, facebook, amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom makin the internet a better place it used to be shady it used to be hectic it used to be so dang eclectic not anymore, those days are gone thanks to google, facebook, and amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on) There's nothing very scary We capped the hate (goodbye hate) But careful what you say that could incriminate (careful what you say) And circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!) I use facebook to check up on my former friends and amazon to buy my shit, get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs) I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers but there's no danger no there's no danger if they mess with me, I'll call the cops and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon maybe you been buyin' stuff to build a bomb or maybe you been lyin maybe you been wrong and we'll find it find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon oh we'll hunt it down and then we'll spread it around and that ain't what you want in this climate! (i'm compliant!) thanks google, facebook, and amazon you made the internet a perfect place for us to say whatever you want (I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for) and we don't deserve you and just we live to serve you won't you plug us into the machine and let our bodies be as one and join our brain with jeff bezos

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