Thanksgiving breakups; Chrissy Teigen's eyebrow transplant; Meghan Markle on Ellen; royal inbreeding comes home to roost

00:01 — Why do so many celebs break up right before Thanksgiving? And who do we think is breaking up this year?!?06:35 — Get ready for our Black Friday special: "High-ana the Musical." We are getting high and watching "Diana: The Musical" on Netflix.07:17 — We debate who counts as American royalty and segue into Will Smith's sex puke story, and we actually start to understand sex addiction!14:21 — Chrissy Teigen got hair taken off the back of her neck and put onto her eyebrows, and she's mad that people think that's weird. Also, is she taking advice from Molly's tweets? Prob not but listen to the theory anyway.25:52 — Did Ellen steal "say Duchess of Sussex five times fast" from Sara? The world will never know. Anyway, what an interesting interview from a PR perspective. Let's discuss.35:57 — Molly hates when adults claim to have been bullied. Is this fair? Let's discuss.39:00 — Sara explains why Ellen's chart is preeeeeeeetty bully-esque.45:00ish — We get into a marathon deep dive chart reading incorporating Queen Victoria, Meghan, Harry and the future of the British monarchy AND American democracy. Get ready for America's Pluto return on 2/22/2022, it's gonna be a doozy.01:05:00 — Quick segue about merkins. What's the deal with merkins made of mice? Is there a pube historian in the house?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.