THANKSGIVING DISASTERS, PART 2

Pasta points! What are they, and how could they kill your troops? Is Strega Nona a ladder-puller? Let's turn Floyd's mic on for a minute and talk about Cal's interim situation NEW JETSKI HERO UNLOCKED In keeping with our return to Thanksgiving topics, we also return to the topic of workplace behavior on the Moon Philly Meat Heist The ultra-rare Thanksgiving Jetski Disaster Introducing our new web series, Foot Or Cake? How to display dominance at the dessert table Mashed potato muffins: Teach the controversy Grandpa hands math problem Host Thanksgiving disasters, updated AirBnB kitchens are lies filled with smaller lies A family group chat exchange that will probably make you feel better about whatever dumb shit is going on in yours The most literal interpretation of "Thanksgiving disaster" Pennsylvania re-burnishes its legacy as our funniest state Many Pyrex stories were submitted; only one has been chosen Actually useful mashed potato tips buried in here somewhere A "where are they now?" update to a previous Thanksgiving disaster [is Die Hard a Christmas movie voice] is Space Jam a Thanksgiving movie Honoring Little Miss Fore Under Five Now through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matt DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino