EP. 401 | That 401st Episode: The Most Chaotic Episode Yet, Mystery Guests & MAD Dressing Room Tales

On this week’s 401st episode special of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris celebrate hitting an unbelievable milestone… by completely losing control of the show.First up is Portsmouth legend and cult hero Kit Man Kev, who delivers an all-time segment. From washing players’ kits for cash, to lifting sofas over balconies, to wild dressing room stories and boxing sessions with players — Kev gives a brutally honest take on how football has changed, why “the game’s gone,” and what modern players are missing.Next in is Nortei Nortey, where the lads are immediately apologetic for a previous episode’s “funny name” antics… Nortei brings a different footballing perspective with stories from his career, connections to the lads, and a look into Dagenham & Redbridge’s recent takeover.Then things take another left turn as Felix White (The Maccabees) joins — blending football, music, and podcasting worlds. There’s talk of FA Cup obsession, crossover culture, and even a cheeky callback to Crouchy previously slagging off his podcast… before Felix quite literally plays the episode out with a fantastic live musical moment.No script, no structure — just three surprise guests, unbelievable stories, and a 401st episode special that proves sometimes the best episodes are the ones where nobody knows what’s coming next.Chumbawamba00:00 - Intro & 401 episode milestone explained03:00 - Reflecting on podcast origins & early days04:00 - The “Peteroni” glass reveal (long pint glass)05:00 - First pour attempt goes horribly wrong06:30 - Cheers to 401!07:30 - Classic podcast memories & catchphrases08:30 - Story: Crouch getting recognised post-retirement09:30 - Glass-making video & behind-the-scenes reaction11:30 - Attempting to “split the P” 13:00 - Format reveal: mystery guests with blindfolds14:00 - Old VHS footage introduced14:30 - Young Crouchy’s Chelsea interview clip reaction15:30 - Ball boy footage & early career nostalgia16:50 - Transition to first mystery guest18:30 - Blindfold guessing begins20:30 - Kev revealed: “heartbeat of Portsmouth”23:00 - Early Crouch days: living alone & being looked after24:30 - Sofa lifting through balcony story26:00 - Kev’s backstory30:30 - Stories about legendary players32:30 - Dressing room fights & boxing stories37:00 - “Game’s gone” discussion begins38:30 - Modern football vs old-school mentality40:00 - Smoking, culture & changes in football41:30 - Tribute to Portsmouth fans & emotional goodbye43:30 - Kev leaves & reaction from the lads44:30 - Second guest teased46:00 - Clues: football links, connections to hosts48:00 - Identity slowly pieced together49:00 - Nortei Nortey revealed50:00 - Football journey & connections discussion51:30 - Talking career paths & recent football experiences53:00 - Banter about mutual links & teams54:30 - Short but lively segment wraps up55:30 - Third guest teased (non-football world hints)56:00 - Clues: podcast, music, crossover with sport57:45 - Big clue: FA Cup book reference58:10 - Felix White revealed (The Maccabees)01:05:00 - Felix White segment continues: football + music crossover chat01:07:00 - Podcast banter & shared industry stories01:08:30 - Felix reflects on football culture & storytelling01:09:00 - Felix plays live music / plays the episode out 🎶01:10:20 - Reactions to the performance & wrap-up with Felix01:11:10 - Transition into Paddy Power segment01:12:00 - “Wives Called” segment introduced01:24:30 - Final laughs & wrapping the segment01:28:11 - End of episodeSpecial thanks to Lumsdale Glass for the amazing Peteroni glasses: https://www.lumsdaleglass.co.uk/For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.