That's America's Bulge

The crew goes live with a fancy new camera setup and immediately loses the plot over Coral’s high-fidelity vampire rankings and a thorough breakdown of the pop culture wedding of the century. Between mourning a prolific pet opossum hunter, dragging the live-action Avatar continuation, and marveling at a highly specific superhero video game skin, this episode turns into a hilarious celebration of pride, pageantry, and questionable cinematic tastes. This Week’s Insanity:Bane’s Reckoning: The crew welcomes back the ashes of Bane, a legendary pet honored with a custom urn inscribed "Born in the Darkness" to commemorate her relentless opossum-hunting career. The Giga-Wedding: A deep dive into Taylor Swift's high-security Madison Square Garden wedding, featuring checked phones, an indoor forest, and Lena Dunham making an uncomfortable toast about football players. The "Catching Kelce" Throwback: Joe and Jeff reminisce about working on the short-lived E! reality dating show Catching Kelce, recalling a young Travis Kelce being asked a classic game of "Mary, Kiss, Kill". Avatar Outrage: Coral goes completely off on season two of Netflix's live-action Avatar, slamming the writers for a lack of character development and for creating unapproved side quests for Zuko and Katara. America’s Bulge: The gang loses their minds over a patriotic new Marvel Rivals skin that features Captain America in a wrestling singlet, complete with explicit, un-nerfed jiggle physics on a paddle boat. The C*nty Vampire Rankings: Coral sets the record straight on the ultimate hierarchy of theatrical bloodsuckers, crowning Sam Reed's Lestat as the absolute peak while dismissing Edward Cullen as a total "bitch baby". Loose, chaotic, and deeply cinematic — this episode is what happens when you let the conversation alternate between classic literature and video game anatomy. New episodes every week.Only at Revenge Of — where the cameras are fancy, and the vampires are sophisticated.