'That's Like Putting a Condom on Your Testicles'

VP Kamala Harris WRONGLY criticized for not saluting. The massacre in Boulder, CO., spawned a copycat in Atlanta. Chicago Cubs' minor leaguer busted with 21 pounds of meth. No fans outside of Japan can go to the Summer Olympics. Cop files for divorce after wife goes to insurrection with another man. Man gets stupid at the zoo. And then he got ridiculous. New popcorn rules at the movies. Is Derrick Jaxn's career over? Black cop fired for using the n-word. Are the reparations in Evanston, IND., really reparations. A mask that just cover your nose? That's like putting a condom on your testicles.