That's News To Me (# 011)

That's News to Me (S1-E11)The JabberGuys comment on crazy news stories and headlines.  Seriously…. did that really happen?  Some of these stories will leave you scratching your head…. And the editors were definitely asleep at the switch when some of these headlines were approved for publication.Cha is trying to address his heartburn with stomach enzymes…. but has been taking his wife’s female pills by mistake for a week.  Nice boobs Cha!Picking up money on a highway from an armoured vehicle malfunction…. Is it stealing?   Cha and Ote disagree.   “Finders Keepers.”Bank of American ATM dispenses 100s instead of 10s … oops!Judge orders landmark house that was torn down to be rebuilt.Elderly men escape nursing home to attend heavy metal festival.Banksy art self-destructs after $1.4 million auction.“Forecasters Call for Weather on Monday”“Amphibious Pitcher Makes Debut”“State Population to Double - Babies to Blame”“Breathing Oxygen Linked to Staying Alive”“Police Arrest Everyone”“Thursday is Cancelled”“Bridge Closure Date - Thursday or October”“Most Earthquake Damage is Caused by Shaking”“Murdered Sues Detective for Ruining His Good Name”“Poison Control Warns People Not to Take Poison”“Students Cook and Serve Grandparents”“Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors”“Voters to Vote on Whether to Vote”“Goat Detained Over Robbery”(Black magic used to escape disguised as a goat - Nigeria)40 yr old man sues parents for throwing away his porn collections and sex toys valued at $29,000.God says “No” to paralyzed boy.China has been hiding its submarines in the sea…. No really?Large black dildo mistaken for a duck.Woman craps on bosses’ desk after lottery win.FBI aware of American Airlines UFO sighting…. Unacknowledged and The PhenomenonVisit www.jabberguys.com to subscribe to our podcasts and for trivia based on each episode. Disclosure: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, we may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.