The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide

I've got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today's new episode drops in the afternoon!A wild and irreverent episode featuring bizarre news stories, listener voicemails, and a dive into the world of adult entertainment products. Highlights include a news anchor's cat vomit mishap, Jeff Stryker's penis pump endorsement, and unsettling porn discussions.Segments1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat VomitSummary: A local news anchor mistakenly eats cat vomit, thinking it’s Grape Nuts cereal, during a live broadcast. The incident spirals into comedic chaos as the anchor realizes the mistake on air.Quotes:Key Points:2. Main TopicsThe Darker Side of Faux Incest Porn:Jeff Stryker’s Penis Pump Collection:Restaurant Bill Dispute:Karate Kick at Pro-Life Protest:Funeral Director’s Corpse Photos:Nazi-Themed Hotel Room:3. Listener VoicemailsCaller 1: A long-time listener (over 10 years) thanks Tim for shaping their humor and announces they’ve become a semi-yearly Sideshow member.Caller 2 (Rick from Baltimore): Thanks Tim for the laughs, clarifies Jezebel’s biblical role, and comments on the “spider thing” making him laugh.Caller 3 (Spiral Hamfucker): Discusses the nuances of male attraction and masturbation, humorously addressing women who assume they’re “jerk-off material.”