The 1st Annual Floppy Awards Start Now!

Welcome to the 1st Annual Floppy Awards, also known as the Gay Grammys and the Locals’ Choice Awards, coming to you live from [FILL IN CITY NAME WHEN WE FIND A VENUE BROKE ENOUGH TO SAY YES] sponsored by Ford Motors, Tesla Motors, etc! Tonight we recognize the best, the worst and the eww-est of 2020 as we dive deep into the moments and music that defined the most traumatizing year in modern history! With the help of special guests, Josh and Juan announce YOUR winners in a comforting, psychosis-inducing award show format that suggests democracy really works! These are HLS listeners’ favourite pop albums, EPs, singles, remixes, collabs, videos and flops of the year. Don’t miss the most glamorous moments of the season: Charli XCX is still apologizing for Grammy night while Chloe X Halle ask their manager if they can leave their tennis court. HRH is fighting Lana Del Rey about who's the most anti-mask and we have it on good authority Halsey's planning a terrorist attack, so heads up tonight! Slay yes mama! And how could we forget the queen of pop herself, The Blessed Madonna! Wait who were you thinking of PS: We sat Perfume Genius and Christine and the Queens next to each other and now we can’t tell them apart. Support our long-term research strategy on this and other matters at patreon.com/hotlocalsingles   CREDITS Please clap for your co-hosts and announcers for the night, starring previous collaborators and many of our own Little Locals and Hotties: Slay Yes Mama Award for Moment of the Year: Christian @TheReal_Xtian / @christiancatalano Video of the Year: Miss Andy Baby Collab of the year: The hosts of High T on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! – Madelyne @madabeckles / @bellhoox – Leah @layschu / @dameleahschulace Longevity Award: Anna @annaraponi Flop of the Year: Erik Future Popstar: George @grgmell / @grgmell Smash of the Year, Local: He returns! Smash of the Year, Hot: Leyla @ooooleyla