The 50-Year-Old Man Problems I'm Having Today

Hey, fellow Boomers/Gen-Xers,Christ on a Chromebook, I’m having issues today. My kids like to tease me about being old since I recently turned 50. Hell, they’ve been doing it for years now.Little bastards. So much for their inheritance. Mooch gets it all.Speaking of Mooch, I had planned to do a live video with her as a test run to see how this live broadcasting feature works on Substack. But I can’t seem to get it together on my laptop. I do see an option on my phone, but I was hoping to avoid having to hold it above my head, the angle that minimizes this fucking double chin.Plus I just got back from the gym, my first workout in a month. I don’t need the camera shaking all over the place after my triceps workout.Anyway, you’ll have to settle for a regular audio podcast. I’ll figure out the video option later. Give me some feedback as to whether you can go live on a Chromebook or not, leave me a comment, perhaps? Alright, here we go with the usual program! &:^)You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe