The 5th Anniversary Special: The July Fourth Spectacular

It's the fifth anniversary of America! The Podcast AND America's birthday! But, alas, Theb has no birthday guests, except for Tim, a cookie cake, and a DVD of Blazing Saddles. Will anyone show up to The Bastard's birthday party?!We've been featured on the list of the Best Comedy Talk Shows on Feedspot! Check out all of the other hilarious shows at this like - https://blog.feedspot.com/comedy_talk_shows/Featured in this episodeCips from the last five years, Semi Important Questions, The 1980s, Communism, George Washington, Thomas Paine, The Marquis De Lafayette, Santa Claus, Capitalism, The Fourth of July, The American Revolution, The Revolutionary War, Previously On America, Rapid Fire News, American PoliticsEpisode BreakdownIntro: 0:00Scene One - 1:02Semi Important Questions - 4:13Scene Two - 7:33Real American Commercial - 8:14Scene Three - 10:16Rapid Fire News - 11:33Scene Five - 24:42Real American Commercial - 25:01Scene Six - 26:52Top Ten Clips of the Last Five Years - 27:36Real American Commercial - 43:34Scene Seven - 45:43End Credits - 53:15For video messages, visit our Tiktok - @AmericaThePodcast, Instagram - @AmericaThePodcastUp To Date Corona Virus Numbershttps://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-updates/cases-in-us.htmlSocial LinksTheb A. Stard Twitter - @BastardComedyShow Twitter - @AmericaThePodShow IG - @AmericaThePodcastShow Facebook - @AmericaThePodcastShway Media Twitter - @ShwayMediaAdditional VoicesTheb A Stard as himselfTim Phillippe as Lafayette, Tomas Paine, and George WashingtonAlanah Matos as the Midshow Commercial AnnouncerWriters for social media segmentsTheb A StardTim PhillippeAlexa SchrefflerAlanah MatosAndrew K TurnerAmerican Revolution Research Links - https://bit.ly/36EMI4TMusic and sounds for today's episode were procured through Story Blocks, Freesound.Org, Sonnis, Accusonus, Sound Crate, the Library of Congress, and Ambient-Mixer.com. The theme song for the show is by Timmy Two Step (<a href="http://TimmyTwoStep.com"...