The Algorithm Knows You're a Tourist

Mike is back from his annual sixteen-day golf pilgrimage through Scotland, and he's got stories: a near-career round at the Old Course (two under through fifteen before limping in bogey-bogey-bogey), full Scottish breakfasts with haggis, and a route that wound from St Andrews through Carnoustie, Cruden Bay, and Royal Dornoch all the way to John O'Groats. He also breaks down every legitimate way to score a tee time at the Old Course — from golf travel companies and Scores-street hotels to the advance lottery, the daily ballot, and the singles draw — insider knowledge earned over twenty-five years of annual trips.Then the guys turn a skeptical eye on travel media and technology. James takes on the press's love affair with sensationalized cruise stories, from misleading "fell overboard" headlines to Netflix's Trainwreck: Poop Cruise, and explains why a rare legitimate accident — like the recent Royal Caribbean waterslide failure — deserves scrutiny while manufactured outrage deserves your side-eye. The bigger conversation: how fear-driven coverage distorts perceptions of an industry that's overwhelmingly safe.Finally, the story nobody else is telling yet: airlines are using AI to personalize your airfare, and the price you see may depend on where you're sitting, what device you're on, and how many times you've searched. Mike and James dig into Delta's new pricing partnership, the admitted two-passenger pricing quirk (and the booking trick to beat it), lingering fuel surcharges that never went away, and Mike's bold prediction that consumer-side AI agents will eventually out-negotiate the airlines' own algorithms. Plus: a French reporter's undercover sting exposing tourist pricing at Paris bistros, and your chance to win a balcony-stateroom Alaska cruise for two on Princess.