The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

On Today's Show:Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had EnoughDomestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.”Housekeeping / Sponsor ReadsAdam & Eve: code FREAKListener sponsor: Cabana Guy (requests an Insensitive Reenactment)POV: Trying to Talk to People in 2025TikTok sketch from @GuyFieriWhore: weaponized “Um,” whisper-talking, and fear of cringe.Public Pervert Doesn’t Care He’s Filmed“My name is Christopher Torres, and I took a picture of this lady’s behind.”Legal ≠ moral; Tim hates it but also points out: you’re in public, and TikTok clapbacks are fair play.Fake Disorders → Real Murder (DID Edition)Interrogation highlights from Kiara/Kiera McCauley (22): multiple “alters,” a two-handed sword, a “hit list,” and a guilty plea for the near-decapitation of ex Grace Jennings; plea deal to testify against Isaac.Game: Drugged or ElectrocutedAudio guessing game; answer: drugged (speculation ranges from fentanyl to “Flocka”).Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Dr. David Imhotep (The Fallen State)JLP: “If blacks were first, why are they so screwed up?”Dr. D: “Pyramids on Mars.”Tim: “How’d they get there?” + Richard Hoagland sidebar.Eleven minutes of jaw-dropping TV.News QuickiesFlorida: Woman chokes mom, grabs brother’s crotch during PS4 game dispute; convicted of domestic battery by strangulation + battery.UK: Vascular surgeon Neil Hopper freezes his own legs for amputation, lies to insurers (≈£466k), and collects extreme porn; jailed.Insensitive Reenactment (Classic Request for Cabana Guy)2008: Two teen girls sunbathe on train tracks → amputations; the segment that LazyPillow/LazyBoy famously animated and that funneled many heathens into DV.