The Answer Is Never Murder!

Presidential bulges. Babies, cocaine, and head injuries. Concussed children peeing themselves while falling asleep in their mom's closet. Alcoholic daddies and kids at bars. Bedtime lullabies and other serial killer stories, plus: reviewing serial killers on Google. Went to the Democratic National Convention, stayed for the free abortions (Terms and conditions apply). What about that Trump statue? What if ... he has a huge hog? Would he talk about it? Of course he would. And: what if his hog was actually a small baby? That, and more reasons to burn your computer.