The Art of No Deal: Iran Edition | Satire Saturday

Text the show! Trump wrote The Art of the Deal.After months of warnings, deadlines, extensions, and negotiations with Iran, I think it's time for the sequel:The Art of No Deal: Iran Edition.On this Satire Saturday, we're launching Trump's completely fictional new book — collector's edition, diplomatic edition, children's edition, empty display case and all.Then we tackle the bigger problem: maybe Trump's negotiating strategy isn't failing. Maybe he's simply never negotiated with a gay Supreme Leader before.If that's true, Washington doesn't need another foreign-policy expert.It needs me.We're fixing the Iran negotiations with the rules Washington apparently forgot:📱 Never double-text a nation. 🚪 Never announce you're leaving. Just leave. 👔 Lose the red tie. Rubio needs linen. 💡 Nobody negotiates world peace under fluorescent lighting. 💬 “No, it's fine” has never meant fine. 🕵️ America doesn't need another spy. It needs somebody who can detect tone.Satire? Yes.Foreign-policy doctrine?We'll see.📞 Call the show: 252-CHAD-LAW 🌐 ChadParkerLaw.com📚 Books, signed editions, and more: ChadParkerLaw.com🎙️ Common Sense with Chad Law Politics, culture, absurdity — translated into common sense.00:00 — Trump’s Newest Venture: The Art of No Deal 00:50 — The Iran Edition Nobody Asked For 04:45 — Trump Has Never Negotiated With THIS 11:18 — America Needs a Department of Tone