The Ballad of Genocide Don

Patronize the PoetThe Ballad of Genocide DonThere once was a scumbag named Genocide JoeWith a big genocidal baton.But Genocide Joe got too senile and oldSo he passed it to Genocide Don.-Though Genocide Don was a Hitler, Joe’d said,He invited him in for a chat.And they sat by the fire, and liar-to-liarJoe told Don he didn’t look fat.-And you don’t look senile, you hair-sniffing peniledementia-brained dickhead, Don said.Joe told Don to f**k off, and they laughed till they coughedAbout how many Gazans were dead.-Those two a******s sat there flapping, fouling the airThe way all scumbag leaders hobnob.Don told Genocide Joe: “You killed ‘em! Way to go!”And Joe told Don to finish the job.-There once was a scumbag named Genocide JoeWith a big genocidal baton.But Genocide Joe got too senile and oldSo he passed it to Genocide Don. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit kevinbarrett.substack.com